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#1
Its 11:30am and I've been awake this 8. I've attempted to wake my girlfriend up but shes not having it so I'm taking suggestions for creative ways to wake her ass up.

Lets hear em
#3
Beat her mercilessly with a framing hammer.
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My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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#4
Insert penis in mouth.

Or put her hand in water.
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#9
Stick it up her pooper and yell 'SUPRIIIIIISEEEEEE'


amidoinitrite?
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#12
Put ice on her nipples, if that fails put some in her vagina.
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#14
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Beat her mercilessly with a framing hammer.


See someones been planning.
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#16
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Great ideas boys. Not doing any of those so far though ;[


How about you rub your vagina in her face?
#17
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Stick it up her pooper and yell 'SUPRIIIIIISEEEEEE'


amidoinitrite?

Putting "amidoinitrite" at the end of your post doesn't automatically make it funny.

This goes for everyone else, too.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#20
Make her breakfast in bed. Make lots of bacon, there isn't a person on earth who can sleep through the smells of 3 pounds of fatty pig frying in a cast iron pan.
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#22
Its 11:30am and I've been awake this 8. I've attempted to wake my girlfriend up but shes not having it so I'm taking suggestions for creative ways to
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#23
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Make her breakfast in bed. Make lots of bacon, there isn't a person on earth who can sleep through the smells of 3 pounds of fatty pig frying in a cast iron pan.


This = guaranteed to get you laid
#24
Step one. Go make a hot cup of coffee. Place the cup of coffee on a tray with some biscuits.
Step two. Go to your girlfriend, place your hand on her shoulder and kiss her forehead.
Step three. Say, "Hello babe, I made you some coffee"
Step four. Let her get up in her own time, whilst allowing the in bed breakfast to calm her down from being awoken so early.

Step five. Optional, and unlikely since you were too much of a pansy to pig-blap her as some more crass members of the pit were so eager to suggest, have sex with her.
...In my opinion.
Last edited by Benjibum2nd at Dec 16, 2009,
#25
Quote by Slicer666
Stick it up her pooper and yell 'SUPRIIIIIISEEEEEE'


amidoinitrite?


This guy knows whats he's talking about... It works!
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#26
glass of ice cold water, throw it on her. She'll get up and walk-


-Right out of your life.

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#27
Quote by Zero_Mike
Make her breakfast in bed. Make lots of bacon, there isn't a person on earth who can sleep through the smells of 3 pounds of fatty pig frying in a cast iron pan.

I don't like bacon.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#28
Punch her in the face.
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#29
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Make her breakfast in bed. Make lots of bacon, there isn't a person on earth who can sleep through the smells of 3 pounds of fatty pig frying in a cast iron pan.


It's easy if you don't like bacon like me.
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#30
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I don't like bacon.


JEW!
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and then there's free jazz, which isn't even for musicians.

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As my old guitar teacher once said: Metal really comes from classical music. The only difference is pinch harmonics, double bass, and lyrics about killing goats.
#31
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Punch her in the face.
Hey, your avatar's more recognizable now.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#32
Quote by GodofCheesecake
I don't like bacon.

I would even go so far as to say that I hate bacon. It's wet, flappy and pink and smells and tastes funny. Disgusting.
...In my opinion.
#33
Nudge her and yell 'wake'n'baaaaaaake'
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#35
Quote by Benjibum2nd
Step one. Go make a hot cup of coffee. Place the cup of coffee on a tray with some biscuits.
Step two. Go to your girlfriend, place your hand on her shoulder and kiss her forehead.
Step three. Say, "Hello babe, I made you some coffee"
Step four. Let her get up in her own time, whilst allowing the in bed breakfast to calm her down from being awoken so early.

Step five. Optional, and unlikely since you were too much of a pansy to pig-blap her as some more crass members of the pit were so eager to suggest, have sex with her.

This, but with bacon
#37
Quote by Nevermind1299
This, but with bacon

Fine, have it your way. But I dont think bacon in a cup is a realistic option here.

Step one. Go make a hot cup of bacon. Place the cup of bacon on a tray with some biscuits.
Step two. Go to your girlfriend, place your hand on her shoulder and kiss her forehead.
Step three. Say, "Hello babe, I made you some bacon. I put it in a cup."
Step four. Let her get up in her own time, whilst allowing the in bed breakfast to calm her down from being awoken so early.

Step five. Optional, and unlikely since you were too much of a pansy to pig-blap her as some more crass members of the pit were so eager to suggest, have sex with her.
...In my opinion.
Last edited by Benjibum2nd at Dec 16, 2009,
#38
Quote by Vampire 255
It's easy if you don't like bacon like me.

Quote by Benjibum2nd
I would even go so far as to say that I hate bacon. It's wet, flappy and pink and smells and tastes funny. Disgusting.



I've never felt so... so... accepted...
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
Last edited by GodofCheesecake at Dec 16, 2009,
#39
Lol at the poopface commenting on my first one, was only mimicin' what I thought would be the average pit =monkey response.


How bout doing a slasher-horror type scream and when she wakes up an goes 'what's wrong?' you'll go 'nothing'
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'Practice amp' = amp you practice with? In my case, Peavey 6505+ and 4x12
I don't do things small


Except children.
#40
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Tie her to the bed, flip over said bed.


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