#1
Tell me, Pit. How can I know what Santa is getting me without him knowing that I know?
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#2
your a sad person
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#3
There is no way. Santa knows all.
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#5
I forget how young the pit is.
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#6
Carefully untape the wrapping paper and then retape it so it looks the same. I've been doing that for years.
#8
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Carefully untape the wrapping paper and then retape it so it looks the same. I've been doing that for years.


Pretty much. That's how I found out I'm getting an SM57 this year.
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#10
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Carefully untape the wrapping paper and then retape it so it looks the same. I've been doing that for years.


I was thinking about doing that, but somehow some of the colored part of the wrapping paper gets stuck to the tape and it's nearly impossible to tape it so you can't see white spots... if you know what I'm saying.
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#11
Buy it dinner, take it to a movie, and then it'll unwrap itself for you. You can leave the next morning and Santa's none the wiser.
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#13
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I was thinking about doing that, but somehow some of the colored part of the wrapping paper gets stuck to the tape and it's nearly impossible to tape it so you can't see white spots... if you know what I'm saying.


Yea, that happens. If you do it carefully enough, you can tape it back exactly like it was.
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#14
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Pretty much. That's how I found out I'm getting an SM57 this year.

You lucky bastard. My dad told me where he put my gift and I still can't find it. It's not even wrapped!
#15
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I forget how young the pit is.

I keep thinking I'm young, but then something like this makes me realise I'm not a child anymore
#19
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Take the advice of Trace Cyrus and "Shake, shake, shake, shake, uh-shake it"
Then consider which of the anticipated presents is most likely to produce such a sound.

This.

Unless it is an infant. Shaking them is illegal.
#20
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You lucky bastard. My dad told me where he put my gift and I still can't find it. It's not even wrapped!




He is probably lying to you. Did you check under his bed? That is a common place.
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#21
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I was thinking about doing that, but somehow some of the colored part of the wrapping paper gets stuck to the tape and it's nearly impossible to tape it so you can't see white spots... if you know what I'm saying.

No one is gonna look to see if it's been tampered with. It's not like your parents are gonna pull out a magnifying glass.
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You people who have to look really are quite pathetic...

I did a few times when I was young. Haven't done in since I was like 10 though.
#22
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wait the 9 days to christmas cuntrag.


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#23
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wait the 9 days to christmas cuntrag.

I should really start doing some christmas shopping soon.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#24
You can't. Santa sees you when you're awake, remember?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
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#25
It's Christmas and you're the one getting the presents to be grateful and wait...

Seriously is it that worth it that you need to go to ANY length to prowl through what you can't wait 9 days for?

I don't even care about Christmas, every year I care less and less. And I'm only 17.
#26
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I don't even care about Christmas, every year I care less and less. And I'm only 17.

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If the pit hadn't mentioned it was in 9 days, I would have still figured it was months away. It's not something I even think about. Same with birthdays.
#27
if i were a young lad again, i would have never sneaked peeks at presents. i mean, you'll spend most of your life struggling to think of things to tell families/girlfriends/wives/whatever what you want for christmas because presents at christmas is what people do. enjoy the magic whilst it lasts.
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#28
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He is probably lying to you. Did you check under his bed? That is a common place.

I figured he was after looking for half an hour and finding nothing. I didn't check the bed though, thanks for that.
#29
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Tell me, Pit. How can I know what Santa is getting me without him knowing that I know?

hmmm, why don't you try just waiting a week for Christmas and enjoy the surprise?
#31
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Buy some x-ray goggles.


no, his present are x-ray goggles

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#32
I just look at my mom's email and find the emails from Amazon to see what was shipped.
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#34
Jeez, where's the Christmas spirit? I'm 22 and i still like surprises. It's 9 days, if you can't wait, then you're either 7 years old, have A.D.H.D or some kind of mental deficiency, or you're just a complete co*k face. Do you realise that your parents probably thought really hard about what to get you? and you wanna go ahead n ruin that? Basically, completely blow off your parents' work and effort looking for the perfect gift for you?


Wait a few f**king days! Dick.
#35
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Jeez, where's the Christmas spirit? I'm 22 and i still like surprises. It's 9 days, if you can't wait, then you're either 7 years old, have A.D.H.D or some kind of mental deficiency, or you're just a complete co*k face. Do you realise that your parents probably thought really hard about what to get you? and you wanna go ahead n ruin that? Basically, completely blow off your parents' work and effort looking for the perfect gift for you?


Wait a few f**king days! Dick.


Santa isn't real.
#37
Quote by PaulyVengeance
Jeez, where's the Christmas spirit? I'm 22 and i still like surprises. It's 9 days, if you can't wait, then you're either 7 years old, have A.D.H.D or some kind of mental deficiency, or you're just a complete co*k face. Do you realise that your parents probably thought really hard about what to get you? and you wanna go ahead n ruin that? Basically, completely blow off your parents' work and effort looking for the perfect gift for you?


Wait a few f**king days! Dick.

Hey there, sorry to sound like a dick, but if the gift is intended for you, what difference does it make whether or not you know what it is prior to receiving it?

In my family it is common to ask each other what they want for christmas. But maybe we're just a bunch of sick freaks.