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The other day in music class I was sitting down in front of the class and teacher to play a piece for a test. The seat was next to a paino, and one of the langers in my music class who can barely play the piano (we're seniors) is sitting at the piano.

So I go to sit down with my guitar, an EX-50, (explorer shape) and the piano guy decides to pull my chair out from under me for no reason. He didn't want to hurt me or piss me off, he just did it.

So I fall onto the ground and my guitar's headstock bounces off the wall, my neck hits my amp and the bottom spike gets chipped. I wanted to tear the ****er a new asshole.

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Quote by KirkMetallica
I wanted to tear the ****er a new asshole.


I've been considering the human anatomy for a minute or so now, and I have to wonder, where would you find the room to do this? Sounds like a massive job.
#3
I never get angry to be honest but if I was in that situation with my strat, I'd probably hurt him.
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I've been considering the human anatomy for a minute or so now, and I have to wonder, where would you find the room to do this? Sounds like a massive job.

I would guess it would be in the "gooch" region, ie. in that small area of real estate between the anus and balls.

And I have to agree that pulling chairs out is a dick move.
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I never get angry to be honest but if I was in that situation with my strat, I'd probably hurt him.


As would most people here, I mean to most of us, our guitars are second to breathing.
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#8
My niece just kicked a hole in her wall because I asked her to do the dishes. I wanted to lay down the law
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My niece just kicked a hole in her wall because I asked her to do the dishes. I wanted to lay down the law

I have no idea what kicking holes in walls achieves. I suggest you leave the wall with a hole, so it always reminds her of how stupid she is.

I would.
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Quote by sashki
I have no idea what kicking holes in walls achieves. I suggest you leave the wall with a hole, so it always reminds her of how stupid she is.

I would.

Eh, I'mma fix it.. My dads gonna be pissed enough, He just got in a wreck with his semi and killed too people.. so his nerves are already pretty wrecked
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people who pull chairs from underneath me. I mean, what are they thinking. Is it funny? no! Does it inflict serious bodily harm (guitarly harm)? YES!

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Eh, I'mma fix it.. My dads gonna be pissed enough, He just got in a wreck with his semi and killed too people.. so his nerves are already pretty wrecked


Ye you're bound to have a shitty week when you kill people
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Aw man that sucks he did your cheap guitar minor damage.


I thought all the arseholes had left UG, wth?
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Quote by Will-kun


people who pull chairs from underneath me. I mean, what are they thinking. Is it funny? no! Does it inflict serious bodily harm (guitarly harm)? YES!


Ye you're bound to have a shitty week when you kill people

and his wifes in the hospital with pneumonia and failing kidneys.. so you can see how my family's week is going
#19
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Hang on TS, surely the spikey design of said guitar would be a very useful in the given situation?


Indeed, but I was focused on the topic at hand, which was my test

Although one time, a drummer from the year above me who's a pure elitist came into my music class and called my amp shit.

I ran out into the hall with my guitar shouting "What did you say about my amp?! Punk?! Huh?!"
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I thought all the arseholes had left UG, wth?

Nah, we're still here.
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Nah, we're still here.


And you've been here for like what, a week?
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#23
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Yes, because $260 is so cheap



That is pretty cheap for a guitar, mine cost 750$
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And you've been here for like what, a week?

Actually I was here a couple years ago, but then I left and when I returned I forgot the password to both my email and my account here
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And I have to agree that pulling chairs out is a dick move.


when they're holding an expensive instrument. if it's one of your friends with nothing in their hands, go for it.
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That is pretty cheap for a guitar, mine cost 750$


My next one will be upwards of €800 which is about $1000 methinks
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#28
Quote by KirkMetallica
The other day in music class I was sitting down in front of the class and teacher to play a piece for a test. The seat was next to a paino, and one of the langers in my music class who can barely play the piano (we're seniors) is sitting at the piano.

So I go to sit down with my guitar, an EX-50, (explorer shape) and the piano guy decides to pull my chair out from under me for no reason. He didn't want to hurt me or piss me off, he just did it.

So I fall onto the ground and my guitar's headstock bounces off the wall, my neck hits my amp and the bottom spike gets chipped. I wanted to tear the ****er a new asshole.

Share your frustrations, Pit.


Dude, I'll post a pic of my EX-50's spike... might be worse than yours, might not

EDIT: I just remembered, I left it at my mates house but yeah it's a pretty hefty chip, about 1" one way and half" the other, and generally battered. My case a whole in the corner of it now
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Dude, I'll post a pic of my EX-50's spike... might be worse than yours, might not

EDIT: I just remembered, I left it at my mates house but yeah it's a pretty hefty chip, about 1" one way and half" the other, and generally battered. My case a whole in the corner of it now


Aw man, that sucks! Mines mostly cosmetic damage; paint chips all over the headstock, 2 dents down the neck and a massive chip of paint off the spike, which I have now coloured over with a black sharpie
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Quote by aaciseric
I've been considering the human anatomy for a minute or so now, and I have to wonder, where would you find the room to do this? Sounds like a massive job.

well, he could rip his wanker off and attach a rubber hose to his intestines and well...
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Aw man, that sucks! Mines mostly cosmetic damage; paint chips all over the headstock, 2 dents down the neck and a massive chip of paint off the spike, which I have now coloured over with a black sharpie


sooo you never said what you did to such douchebag????
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#34
One time a few years back i was at school with my friends. I went to the canteen and it started raining. When i found my friends under cover i asked where my bag was. They decided to leave my bag in the rain and then blamed me for not taking it. Boy was i gonna punch someone that day.
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One time a few years back i was at school with my friends. I went to the canteen and it started raining. When i found my friends under cover i asked where my bag was. They decided to leave my bag in the rain and then blamed me for not taking it. Boy was i gonna punch someone that day.



kinda was your fault
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#36
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Aw man that sucks he did your cheap guitar minor damage.

Aren't you cool?
#38
Quote by aaciseric
Sounds like a massive job.


Sounds like an inside job. TS, if you're actually going to "tear this fucker a new asshole", you first have to analyze the situation. No if's and's or butt's, you gotta crack down on him, don't let him be cheeky, especially if he asks for 2 buns for 1 hot dog.
#39
when people tickle you and they know you're ticklish and you ask them to stop and they wont and you start hitting them and they get mad at you

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#40
It was just one of those days; I didn't want to wake up. I realised everything is ****ed, and everybody sucks. I just needed a little justification.
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