#1
Just a silly thread.

Considering that directors can be considered fathers (or mothers) of the films they create, as a nonsensical question:

Which director do you think would make the best father and why?

I would go with Martin Scorcesse, because I'd probably be allowed to swear whenever I want and we'd probably have a gun collection.

AND GO!
#2
Roman Polanski. We could chase jailbait.
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#3
Michael Bay
I would be able to keep guns and porno mags everywhere
EDIT:
And all the appliances in the house explodes at random and/or spews fire
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#4
david lynch. because seriously ... if eraserhead is his reaction to impending fatherhood ... whoa ...
#DTWD
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david lynch. because seriously ... if eraserhead is his reaction to impending fatherhood ... whoa ...


ERASERHEAD is s really weird, but must see, movie. So few people know about that movie.
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#8
Christopher Nolan, because if he's the father, I'll be Batman, my brother can be Leonard Shelby, and *spoilers* my other two brothers (who will be twins) can be Alfred Borden.
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#9
I'd say Shamalan, but in the end of the childhood, I'd probably find out that he was an alien all along or something like that.
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#10
Tim Burton
VERY METAL!
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#11
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Christopher Nolan, because if he's the father, I'll be Batman, my brother can be Leonard Shelby, and *spoilers* my other two brothers (who will be twins) can be Alfred Borden.


You'd want your brother to forget all of his recent events in minutes? =P
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You'd want your brother to forget all of his recent events in minutes? =P

Yes, because then he won't be able to tell others that I'm Batman and that Alfred Borden is actually two people.

Of course, he'll probably conspire to kill me at some point.
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Yes, because then he won't be able to tell others that I'm Batman and that Alfred Borden is actually two people.

Of course, he'll probably conspire to kill me at some point.


Ahhh... Very good point indeed.
I just hope you don't have any medication near you >_>.
#16
Oh. My. God - I've been Directors' Duties at Law School for the past three months. I looked at the title of this thread and could really make out what you meant until after the 4th read.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh - I soooo need a vacation from work.

On topic: Wong Kai-War because he's an impulsive dreamer, just like I am
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#17
Quentin Tarantino because we're both very strange and often have violent, crazy fantasies.