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inb4 Line 6 Spyders, Marshall MGs, etc.

Mine has to be when i bought a snuggie. it made sense at the time.
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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

first stack ^
#5
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What the fuck's a snuggie?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqHSIiAXdSU&feature=PlayList&p=A1534B5D49CB9034&index=0&playnext=1

Blanket with sleeves. When I got home, I realized it's pretty much a robe.
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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

first stack ^
#6
Prostate massager. Didn't even vibrate that much.
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#8
Quote by Kensai
Prostate massager. Didn't even vibrate that much.

I was trying to vibrate!

For me, it was that hooker with the beautiful adam's apple.
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#9
That litre of Russian Standard... that I drank to myself. That wasn't a good idea.
#10
I once paid $60 for some lotion and things that you rub on your nails to make them smooth and shiny at a kiosk in the mall. What the **** was I thinking?
#11
I'm not really all that fond of my new ASUS computer.
The Pit. The Movie.
#13
one time i spent 350$ on a used mesa dual recto. what a waste of money.
"every prince has to slay a few dragons before he meets his princess"
#14
100 watt half-stack MG
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#15
epiphone dr 100 hate playing so it's just lying around whilst my g-400 get played all the time
#16
Condoms.


Quote by crazy8rgood
That new JET album.

So much of a let-down.


The new JET album was better than Get Born but not as good as Shine On.

My friend brought a snuggy to school today and I nearly died of laughter. Then she said she was getting the little one for her dog...
#17
Last year I bought this poor with an IQ of 43. Those darn poors. He couldn't even help himself, let alone work as my hard earned slave.
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#18
My Epiphone SG 400. I bought it when I didn't even need a new guitar, and now it just waits in its guitar stand for me to sell it again.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#19
Quote by Ashland112
Condoms.


The new JET album was better than Get Born but not as good as Shine On.



The lyrics on the new album are what's really killing it for me. I wasn't insanely fond of the lyrics on Get Born, but take, for example, KIA from the new one, I actually laughed at how bad they were.
#20
Quote by crazy8rgood


The lyrics on the new album are what's really killing it for me. I wasn't insanely fond of the lyrics on Get Born, but take, for example, KIA from the new one, I actually laughed at how bad they were.


I can agree with that but I found the songs catchier and they had a better replay value where as Get Born got old pretty quick to me.
#23
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Probably my Ibanez seeing as I don't even have an amp.

Will be getting one soon, though

You bought an electric guitar without an amp?


Same
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I spent 20 euros on a wooden box in Morocco.

I wouldn't even spend 20 euros on Morocco.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#24
Quote by entity0009
I spent 20 euros on a wooden box in Morocco.

Was there crack in it?
#25
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Was there crack in it?

No, not until I accidentally dropped it.
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#29
Quote by entity0009
Not, not until I dropped it accidentally.



Well that's just a damn shame.
#30


A few weeks ago.

Oh wait, I thought it was "Smartest Purchases You've Ever Made"
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I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#31
Quote by entity0009
No, not until I accidentally dropped it.

So it's a magic box that drops out crack when it is struck?

My friend, I think there is a way to get back your 20 Euro's, and some.


EDIT:

^ Nerf makes swords?

Knowledge. I have gained it.
#32
Quote by loudog93
carpet skates. god damn carpet skates.


I always wanted a pair but I don't have enough carpet in my house.
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migueltherocker: The retarded unicorn-fish of the sea

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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

first stack ^
#33
Quote by crazy8rgood
So it's a magic box that drops out crack when it is struck?

My friend, I think there is a way to get back your 20 Euro's, and some.

🙈 🙉 🙊
#35
Not only did I buy an 10 watt MG practice amp, I bought a Kerry king edition 10 watt MG practice amp...bad times. Thankfully, now it stays in place were it alway should have stayed, in the back of closet.
I also bought the first nicleback album, I listened to it once
#36
Quote by entity0009
I spent 20 euros on a wooden box in Morocco.


Quote by Durell, spelt like Derrell but pronounced Durell
Can I get yo beautiful ass numba?
#37
Quote by Venice King
You bought an electric guitar without an amp?


Same

I wouldn't even spend 20 euros on Morocco.

I couldn't afford both

Come on, give a Moroccan family 20 euros and they can live on it for a year.
#38
The stupid Domino's sticky date pudding. It looked really big in the picture and they wanted $4 for it. It was the only thing I had to look forward to all week and then I finally got it and I was really excited and then I opened the box and it was tiny. Sticky date pudding? More like sticky date cupcake.

OMG, I thought I was over it but it seems I'm not.
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#39
Quote by Phil_Bass_Boy

To be fair it was a very nice wooden box. It had colours on it.
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#40
A dick in a box....only to find out it was used
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
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