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Hello friends, this is probably going to be my last post on UG. I've had a lot of fun dicking around, but it's time for me to move on.

My girlfriend had seen many things I had written and thought some of it was silly but was not happy with some of the things I have said, and it's caused some problems. I love her with every part of my being, and I can't be the man she needs me to be while being a Pitmonkey at the same time. I've realized that my worlds have collided, and I have to choose one of them. I choose Real Life.

I've spent far too much time in The Pit, and I've learned that the things I write stay forever, and can eventually catch up with me to bite me in the ass. I've flirted with some of the girls of UG, posted in the picture threads and even started the epic Big Girl Appreciation thread, all while seeing my girlfriend. I love her with all of my heart, and to prove that I only have eyes for her, I've stopped looking at porn and pictures of girls which are meant to be sexual, but I need to leave the Pit to be completely away from temptation, at least until I can take control of my situation.

Also, in many instances I've behaved like a child, sharing intimate things that should only be told to those who I can trust rather than strangers via the internet. I've even said things that should only be between my girlfriend and I. This is another huge reason I must leave the Pit.

So here's a bit of advice:

*Don't take anything for granted.
*If it's not something you want your mom, dad, girlfriend/boyfriend, or boss to see, don't put it out on the internet.
*If you don't think you'll get caught doing something, think again.
*Love those who are close to you, you never know when they might leave your life.

Merry Christmas and happy New Year to everyone. Maybe I'll return, someday, but for now I must bid thee farewell.
#3
sweet blog
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#4
Farewell Dudius. See you in 3 weeks. NO ONE CAN STAY AWAY FOREVER.
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#8
Farewell.
You're a good guy to do this for her.

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#10
Kill her,it's the only way
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#11
Noooooooo

Why are all the good UG'ers leaving?

We'll miss ya buddy, come back to visit once in a while. I can tell you love her a lot and I wish you the best of luck with your relationship and the real world
#12
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Farewell.
You're a good guy to do this for her.

And she's a bitch for snooping. This relationship will likely fail, unless TS wants to be a puss his whole life and deal with constant watching. Even if he never masturbates to another woman, she'll always think he is.
#14
So rather than choosing not to disclose private, personal information via the forums you're choosing to stop using them altogether. I also think it's silly that you can't acknowledge other girls are attractive other than your girlfriend.

Oh well, good luck my friend.
#16
You're letting your girlfriend dictate the minutia of your life down to an internet forum you frequent?????
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and to prove that I only have eyes for her, I've stopped looking at porn and pictures of girls which are meant to be sexual


This is fucking absurd. That is asking way too much, and I hate to say this because you are one of the pitmonkies I always liked, but you sound like you're whipped, man.


But anyways, what makes you happy is the best, so good luck with your life.
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#21
Goodbye and good luck!
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#22
You know youre a total fail douchebag when you have to quit an internet forum because its ruining your real life relationships.

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Thats funny, maybe he should respect her privacy and not post intimate things about her on an internet board for thousands of people to see.
#23
i dont get why you cant stop in everynow any then, its just downright funny
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Thats funny, maybe he should respect her privacy and not post intimate things about her on an internet board for thousands of people to see.

Did he name her? If not, then there really isn't anything to be said for it, although he should take whatever he posted down. She's still a bitch.

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#27
Good luck in the future.

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Bye man




Me neither man. Evey day I think I should quit this place but it always drags me back. The pit is like a prison without bars or doors.
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#30
LOL thats all i have to say about this thread.
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#31
Your thread made me delete my Email off of my profile. My parents have my email . Not worried about my girlfriend thou, I told her about the pit, hell I'd even show it to her, she can't tell me what I can and can't post and where I can and can't post it. In case she ever reads this.. um, I love you?
#32
Hey man, I respect you for being able to choose between a stupid internet site or the love of your life. Too bad other people on here cant be as understanding or respectful.

They think theyre real man because no woman tells them what to do. They probably havent even had a real relationship, if any (all you 14 year olds)...

If they think theyre so cool because they are so cool on an internet forum then they need to get their priorities straight.
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Hey man, I respect you for being able to choose between a stupid internet site or the love of your life. Too bad other people on here cant be as understanding or respectful.

They think theyre real man because no woman tells them what to do. They probably havent even had a real relationship, if any (all you 14 year olds)...

If they think theyre so cool because they are so cool on an internet forum then they need to get their priorities straight.

You are a slave looking for a master, and I hope she beats the living snot out of you every time you look at a woman.
#36
Dude, this chick sounds like a bitch. I've never met anyone who would quit the pit, or looking at porn for a girlfriend. However I've met hundreds of people who would tell her they were quitting, then just get a new email she doesn't know about, and maybe do it in private. You're whipped, and she's a bitch for spying. I suggest you just change your computer password, and if she has a problem with it, argue and win, or dump her.
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#38
they always come back love how everyones post are pretty much the EXACT same as the last persons ''im leaving'' thread.
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your insane, but reasonable
#39
Drew's whipped. Damn dawg.
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