#1


He got an email from his teacher

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C








#3
surely the first is fake, i mean, the professors name is William Turner
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#4
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Fake.


Of course they are. However, they are also stupid.
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yea, i just finished min........................

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those grades will get you places
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Wow, for a second I thought this thread was serious about end of the US college semester exams hahaha

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#10
This reminds me of Russell Howards show. He showed a question that read:

Question Name 6 species of animals that live In Antarctica

Answer two Polar Bears three four seals