#3
What a grinch.
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#4
When my family was on vacation many a year ago, my brother (then 4 or 5) drank a bahama mama thinking it was fruit punch.....he didn't really get "drunk", he just fell asleep.
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#8
little Hayden Wright made a wrong choice

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#10
bahahahahahahaha
thats what you get for naming your son hayden
i loled when she didnt understand how he opened a beer can with a tab
#12
That's simultaneously hilarious and sad.
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#14
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#17
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That kid knows how to party.


HARD!

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#18
Wow...I don't whether to LOL or to cry at his Grinchy spirit...

I'll do both! There...now...

It's NOT a good idea to give 4 year olds alcohol of any
kind!



See? He's bout to get alcohol poisoning. I'm worried about this lil 4 year old, like what are his parents like? Seriously...
#19
HAHAHA! "kids do things like this. it's out of your control"

Way to take control mom.
#20
Wait........ steal the neighbors presents from under their tree

Thats a little suspicious. Sure it was him?
#22
Quote by EdtheHead
This is one of the funniest and saddest news stories I've ever seen
Way too sad to enjoy any of the funny, really. The mother says she doesn't know how it happened, but vows it will never happen again.

Anyone wanna take a stab at explaining what's wrong with that thought?
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#23
meh, if that's seriously one of the most saddening stories you've ever read, you should read more often.
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#24
i love how everyone thinks its sad
little starving african 4 year olds are sadder than a 4 year old redneck baby who gets drunk and steals presents

starvin marvin ftw
#25
Quote by Shaggy_420
i love how everyone thinks its sad
little starving african 4 year olds are sadder than a 4 year old redneck baby who gets drunk and steals presents

starvin marvin ftw

Oh, the kid's not starving to death? Well that makes any lack of parenting okay then, never mind.

WTF. Seriously.

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#27
Quote by Tango616
meh, if that's seriously one of the most saddening stories you've ever read, you should read more often.


Ok well it may not be the saddest story I've ever read but I didn't wanna sound heartless by just saying it was funny, plus I was refering to the sad ecuse for a parent
#29
That's sad.
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Geez. Plenty to choose from there...

That, on the other hand, is funny!
#30
I just saw this on the local news, apparently he drank the beer and stole so that he would get arrested too, so he could go see his dad.

Hilarious, huh?

#32
For some reason i loled when she talked about him breaking through the security door know thing. Hilarious story though.