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I'm getting a new puppy on Saturday, and I can't decide what to name him. It's a dude. So, since I'm an indecisive kinda person, I want the pit to decide for me.

Mikael Akerfeldt

Edit: Actually, go with Oedipus
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, III Esquire
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"

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I;m rdruk I feel no pain

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Spraynard....Spray for short.

Yessss Tim and Eric
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."

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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
Lord Nippers the Third
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The grandmother is having a baby with her grandson, so the grandson will be his own fathers father, the baby will be his own grandfather, and grandson, and the grandmother will be the mother, and great grandmother?

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You're killing me Smalls!
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He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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Music isn't the Olympics. It's not about showing other people what you can do with a piece of wood in your hands that has strings on, it's about making sounds that are good.
How about Lazy or Uncreative or combine the two and get SlayingDragons.

But seriously, call him Mr. Taylor.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
Kitteh, for the lulz of course.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
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this. it could even be leo for short
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Allistair Tenpenny
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If he's a large bread dog, name him something very non-dog like, like Dave, or Arllo, and have him wear an epic neck-tie all the time.

If he's small bread, name him Dihohgey, pronounced "D.O.G." It was in a movie in the '80s I think.
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fret-less is wrong on most of his other points though. And he's an idiot.
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Whos penis is small? fret-less's

FREE COREYSMONSTER! I'm not changing this until you RE-BAN CoreysMonster forever.
(He was mean to me once, and I'm a petty man)
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I always liked "Chico."
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

e-married to zgr0826
Scrumpy Jack!
Epiphone Les Paul (Modded with 2 passive pickups and an EMG81)
Yamaha RG guitar w/ Floyd Rose
Rogue Acoustic

BlackHeart BH5 Tube Amp

Danelectro Metal. Digitech Bad Monkey, Digitech CF-7, Crybaby Wah, Danelectro EQ.
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