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#2
Why don't you tell them and see what they think.
Call me Cam
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I'm Han Solo, Splamron's Greedo.

Han shot first. Greedo's dead.
#6
I agree with TS. It's much more fun to fap to girls you know.

Once in 8th grade I spied on the girls in my class while they were showering after gymclass. And I still use the memories as fapmaterial.

Although I have seen a naked woman since, nothing beats the first memories.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#7
Well, nobody has used myspace in 4 years, and I'm gonna guess that you're 15. So by my calculations, you're wanking to pics of 11 year old girls. That's sick, man, you're going to hell.
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#9
Quote by Finnepinne
I agree with TS. It's much more fun to fap to girls you know.

Once in 8th grade I spied on the girls in my class while they were showering after gymclass. And I still use the memories as fapmaterial.

Although I have seen a naked woman since, nothing beats the first memories.

well now, jerking it to the image of 13 year olds when you appear to be 21?

im going to have to say that, in my opinion, im not quite that bad..
#11
Quote by cerpintaxt45
well now, jerking it to the image of 13 year olds when you appear to be 21?

im going to have to say that, in my opinion, im not quite that bad..



Yea I know, creepy right.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#13
I'm 12 and what is this?
Member Of The Australia FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join. Australians only.

I Play the Bagpipes.

they actually are a pleasant instrument.
#14
Quote by blackthought
I wank to pictures of myself. Is this normal?


o dud i thot i wus da onli 1 dam
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#16
Quote by Alex Vik
Seriously?

Facebook pics is where it's at.



Yea but I hate when they set their profiles to private and I have to befriend them first. Totally kills my mojo.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#18
Quote by Finnepinne
Yea but I hate when they set their profiles to private and I have to befriend them first. Totally kills my mojo.

That isn't as common anymore. The other day I noticed that a lot of girls I know have gone from private to I-can-now-see-some-but-not-all-of-their-pics.
#20
Quote by Holy Katana
It's like CP stored in your brain's hard drive.

Yea, luckily that isn't illegal yet.


Quote by Alex Vik
That isn't as common anymore. The other day I noticed that a lot of girls I know have gone from private to I-can-now-see-some-but-not-all-of-their-pics.


Oh yeah I noticed that too now that I think of it. Makes it a whole lot easier.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#21
Quote by Le_Bunny
Well if you don't mind objectifying the females around you, effectively removing your own respect and understanding of at least a portion of the fairer sex, then go ahead.

Objectifying, ha ha
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#22
Quote by Le_Bunny
Well if you don't mind objectifying the females around you, effectively removing your own respect and understanding of at least a portion of the fairer sex, then go ahead.


Call me Cam
Quote by DirtyMakik
I'm Han Solo, Splamron's Greedo.

Han shot first. Greedo's dead.
#23
Quote by Alex Vik
That isn't as common anymore. The other day I noticed that a lot of girls I know have gone from private to I-can-now-see-some-but-not-all-of-their-pics.



I think it's because facebook changed the privacy settings, and people don't even check to see what changed, they just go with the default. I think the default now is that friends of friends can see some of the profile, including some of the pics.

Works out for people like us
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If you want to get really technical about it..

1. Grab sticks.
2. Bang sticks on drums.


^how to play drums.


UG POKER
#24
I know someone who has a HUGE folder full of pictures of girls from Myspace and Facebook... he wanks to them.
#25
Quote by 'Leviathan'
I know someone who has a HUGE folder full of pictures of girls from Myspace and Facebook... he wanks to them.



Just "Someone" ?

Quote by C O B H C
If you want to get really technical about it..

1. Grab sticks.
2. Bang sticks on drums.


^how to play drums.


UG POKER
#26
Quote by darkstar2466
o dud i thot i wus da onli 1 dam


+1
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i will use my lvl 90 Golduck against the evil 4chans, they will not stand a chance


Quote by Led Pepplin
My penis is quite literally trembling in fear.






FLOCKDRAW!!!!!!! EPICS!!!!!
#27
I regularly wank to pics of female UGers.


>.>


<.<


Disclaimer: The above post is merely in jest.
kill all humans
#30
Quote by blackthought
I wank to pictures of myself. Is this normal?

Wanking in a mirror is like waking to a porno vid of yourself.
#31
I have done but its better to be speaking to them on the phone and jerking off
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#32
Better post em' here, then we can decide. Unless you're like 13, then just PM them to me.
#33
That is kind of weird, how the **** do you talk to these girls knowing that you were bashing one out over them the other night?
NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
#34
Quote by 'Leviathan'
I know someone who has a HUGE folder full of pictures of girls from Myspace and Facebook... he wanks to them.

By Someone, do you mean SWIM, by chance?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#35
Quote by mr freezy
That is kind of weird, how the **** do you talk to these girls knowing that you were bashing one out over them the other night?


Tell them.

'Well, I was hanging out with Mark and Jase, just kicking back, it was cool. Then I went home and shook out some hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree. You know the best part? It was over the pictures of you at your cousins wedding. Who'da thunk it?'
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#36
I wank to Alexi Laiho

Is this weird?

Quote by alaskan_ninja
I regularly wank to pics of female UGers.
>.>
<.<
Disclaimer: The above post is merely in jest.


Careful, I think that's how metal claw got banned
Last edited by i_killed_bill at Dec 18, 2009,
#37
Quote by yellowshirtguy
I think it's because facebook changed the privacy settings, and people don't even check to see what changed, they just go with the default. I think the default now is that friends of friends can see some of the profile, including some of the pics.

Works out for people like us

Huh? I just logged on and clicked on a chick I've been crushing on for months. I never could see her pics because she wasn't my friend, but because she's a friend of a friend, now I can. Heaven rejoice!
#38
Quote by guitarsftw
Well, nobody has used myspace in 4 years, and I'm gonna guess that you're 15. So by my calculations, you're wanking to pics of 11 year old girls. That's sick, man, you're going to hell.



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I've decided that Paul Gilbert's hands have no method of communication with his brain. they exist as separate sentient beings each with an IQ of 400.
#39
why would you put that on a forum?
*stupid 09'er*

this space is for rent. PM me for rates
#40
Quote by i_killed_bill
I wank to Alexi Laiho

Is this weird?

Well, he looks like a girl, but it's about the same as wanking to Bill Kaluitz.


Quote by xl999
why would you put that on a forum?

Because forums are practically anonymous.
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