#2
go up to her and ask her. Yes it's that simple.
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#3
I find walking is best.
Running up to them is a little odd, and on all fours is a bit weird.
So yea, approach by walking.
#5
With the heart of a dragon, the smile of a joker, the eyes of a sly hawk and the penis of The Terminator.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#6
Relationship thread is that way >
They'll help ya
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
#8
to make things way easier. dress nicely. don't look boring, good looks contribute a lot to confidence. if the feelings of affection are mutual then asking her out'd be easy. if you're trying to get her to like you then don't ask her right away. form a friendship that'll develop later into r/ship.

if you're a muso then you'll prob have band shirts. those black band shirts are a no go i suggest you don't wear them. 1 they're ugly, 2 she'll think you're a weirdo if you listen to metal and 3 she doesnt' wanna go out with or be seen with a weirdo

be cool, funny, slightly cocky but not an arsehole.

tell funny stories.

let her know you can be a boyfriend e.g. you take care of her etc (by offering to buy her movie ticket, food etc.).

PRETTY much, put yourself in the shoes of a girl. what does a girl want? or more importantly- what does your girl want, none of use know what she's like. one could assume you just want hot sex but actually have no feelings of love for her. but all i've said is pretty much the general rundown..

if you feel comfortable with her during or at the end of the date and you feel she's attracted to you then ask her out
#10
"Me like you... U like me?" No matter what people say, it always comes down to that.
Jackson Pro Series DK2M Dinky
Ibanez GRG 270
Ibanez Tone Blaster 25R
Zoom G2
DigiTech Rp50
#12
Well that depends. Do you know her, have you ever talked to her etc.
I guess you should get to know her a bit, start flirting a little, and after a while just ask.
#14
Quote by MightyAl
And in the dead silence of the night.


With some chloroform.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#15
^ haha
What is mountains? A mountains has no special shapes or sound!



Epic Chill Broseph Of the Australia FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join.

#16
Quote by muckypup
knowing how to ask one out is something I need to know how to do!


Get a self-help book. Just don't mix it up with a textbook about vaginal surgery, that can get you into trouble...
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#17
Quote by neopowell
Get a self-help book. Just don't mix it up with a textbook about vaginal surgery, that can get you into trouble...


Why? At least then he would get to see her private parts.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#18
Quote by Neo Evil11
Why? At least then he would get to see her private parts.


The private parts you want to see are generally the outside area of the vajayjay. If TS has a uterus fetish, his problems are bigger than what the Pit can contain.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#19
Quote by neopowell
The private parts you want to see are generally the outside area of the vajayjay. If TS has a uterus fetish, his problems are bigger than what the Pit can contain.


Then he should only read the introduction in the book
#20
Walk up to her, stare, rub your thighs frantically, and grunt.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
Last edited by whalepudding at Dec 18, 2009,
#21
Quote by whalepudding
Walk up to her, stare, rub your thighs frantically, and grunt.


This. For a visual reference...

(Invalid img)
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#22
I demand this thread now be about Shooting Stars.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#23
Quote by whalepudding
I demand this thread now be about Shooting Stars.

I'm so tired of those dimebag darrell threads.
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#24
Quote by Kensai
I'm so tired of those dimebag darrell threads.


I thought he meant John Lennon.

On (hijacked) topic:



HE'S A BABY! HE'S A BABY!!!
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots