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well, last night me and a couple friends cxamped out and drank ourselves stupid. anyways I burned my hand on a lantern and once htey were passed out I looked up some home remedies for burns and found a site saying mustard helps a lot anfd it really does. anybody else have any far-fetched home remedies that actually work?
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ha, what's weird is I've noticed if I have a good fap when I'm sick with like a cold or something I'll actually feel better afterwards (as far as the cold goes)
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coffee pretty much cures everything
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Just throw some aloe on it.
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ha, what's weird is I've noticed if I have a good fap when I'm sick with like a cold or something I'll actually feel better afterwards (as far as the cold goes)


Yeh true, it relieves stress or something


Also, not really a remedy but i eat sunflower seeds when im ill
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Yeh true, it relieves stress or something


Also, not really a remedy but i eat sunflower seeds when im ill


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A spoonful of sugar doesn't help the medicine go down, but it does help with hangovers.
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smelling lavender calms you helps headaches and helps sleep keep some scent under your pillow

chewing garlic or onion helps toothache but tastes shit

rubbing batteries makes them last longer lol
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A spoonful of sugar doesn't help the medicine go down, but it does help with hangovers.


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*goes to take a spoonful of sugar*


It works for me, having a glass of water and a spoonful of sugar before conking out has taken the edge off some true beasts.
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I find that a punch in the face is an effective remedy for "woman wont shut the f*ck up" syndrome.

I actually have a boxing glove rigged to an accordion for these situations.

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#18
I use sugar with alot of things, if im ill with cold, soar throat, hangover. I try it anytime im ill. it works alot which surprised me
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It works for me, having a glass of water and a spoonful of sugar before conking out has taken the edge off some true beasts.


When you're hung over you feel like crap because your body's dehydrated from all the alcohol, so it really really really helps to either drink water/juice between drinks or before you fall asleep. The sugar works against the depressants I guess, and just gets the nasty taste out of your mouth too.

Saltine crackers always work for sore throats, suck on them for a while and swallow when they're mushy. (That sounds so wrong...)
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When you're hung over you feel like crap because your body's dehydrated from all the alcohol, so it really really really helps to either drink water/juice between drinks or before you fall asleep. The sugar works against the depressants I guess, and just gets the nasty taste out of your mouth too.


I think it's because excessive alcohol can dilute your blood sugar levels, the same way that drinking excessive water will, but I'm not that clued up on medicine so I may be totally wrong...
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ha, what's weird is I've noticed if I have a good fap when I'm sick with like a cold or something I'll actually feel better afterwards (as far as the cold goes)


I can't when i'm sick just never feel 'in the mood'.
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I can't when i'm sick just never feel 'in the mood'.




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Lemon juice or ORGANIC apple cider vinegar on the face helps with skin- astringents. Stings but gives you a better, smoother complexion and reduces spots...

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If you have a fever cut up a potato and place the pieces on your forehead and on your stomach.

It won't do anything, but you'll look like pretty retarded.
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I have 3 home remedies for hangovers.

1. Take an Advil or 2 before I start drinking or even in the morning. If I forget about Advil then I go to number 2 or 3.
2. Eat a banana. The potassium will rehydrate you quickly. I find drinking a lot of water or Gatorade work too slow.
3. Eat a full meal in the morning, even if you have to force yourself. You've drained your body of nutrients, replenish everything.

I'll add a 4th, that my dad swears by - Hair of the dog that bit you. In case you don't know what that means, all you do is keep drinking what you were drinking before. But to me you're just prolonging the inevitable hangover you're trying to avoid or cure.

As far as other home remedies.

Keep an Aloe Vera plant around, the liquid from the leaves helps sooth and heal cuts and burns.

Chamomile or manzanilla if you're Latino like me. Chamomile tea is used as a sedative and for insomnia and other nervous conditions. The tea has anti-inflammatory properties, it is good for rheumatism, arthritis, and other painful swellings. It is an antispasmodic for intestinal and menstrual cramps, relieving gas pains, acts as a very mild but efficient laxative, and loosens tight muscles. I got this one from a website because I could not remember what the herd was called.

Honey with lemon for coughs and sore throats. I don't know how it works but it really only helps the symptoms.

Oatmeal (the dry oats before you make actual oatmeal) in your bath water for dry skin.
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For hangovers I make a smoothie with ice, 1 can red bull, 1 shot pepto bismol, 2 packets of bc powder, 1 bannana, and orange juice. Tastes pretty damn good, and I usually feel better after one of these than I normally would without being hungover.
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#30
If you have a blister in your mouth, warm water with salt will help.
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For hangovers, I give you St Mark's solution.
In 1 litre of water, dissolve:
20g glucose
3.5g table salt
2.5g sodium bicarbonate

So, about 6 heaped teaspoons of glucose, 1 heaped teaspoon of salt, 1 level teaspoon of sodium bicarb.

Make it cold water, and drink through a straw. Eating a banana wouldn't hurt, either.
#33
The best hangover cure is a pint of water with sugar and salt mixed in before bed, apparently.
You're meant to put in 7 teaspoons of sugar and 1 teaspoon of salt, if you can handle such a concoction.
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Lemon juice mixed with rubbing alcohol...soothes every rash
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