#3
I would stab the shit out of that dude if he did that to my truck.
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#4
I bet they will one day wreck a car and become busted.
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#5
In fairness, with a shit job like valeting, with all that potential, how could you not drift around the lot?
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#8
Quote by TheBurningFish
In fairness, with a shit job like valeting, with all that potential, how could you not drift around the lot?

Sorry, the chance of taking a car I can't afford and running it into a concrete pillar would be enough for me to say, "Uh... yeah, guys I really can't take part in this. Sorry."
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#11
Quote by TheBurningFish
In fairness, with a shit job like valeting, with all that potential, how could you not drift around the lot?

Agreed.

If he had only done it to cars that clearly belonged to rich people, I really wouldn't care that much. I feel bad for all of the people that own the cheap-ass cars he did that to, though.
#13
Quote by TheBurningFish
In fairness, with a shit job like valeting, with all that potential, how could you not drift around the lot?

Pretty simple. Just say no. Like Zammo.