#4
Quote by tgregory2010
why did you get jumped


to be raped
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

Quote by God
LOLjk guise, im not real.


Quote by JDbbx
I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#5
My penis once fell out during registration back when I was in school. I like to pretend no one saw ...
#6
I got alcohol poisoning, that was fun, and there is more but I wouldn't repressed memories to attack me.
#7
Quote by aaciseric
My penis once fell out during registration back when I was in school. I like to pretend no one saw ...


please explain....your penis...fell..OUT?
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

Quote by God
LOLjk guise, im not real.


Quote by JDbbx
I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#8
Quote by ilovepepsi
please explain....your penis...fell..OUT?



No, it fell in.....



Mine would be when I cried infront of my whole class, I was laughing too much and i teared up
All because of one guy having small chubby fingers
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#9
Quote by ilovepepsi
please explain....your penis...fell..OUT?


Yeah, my fly was open.
#11
all my embarrasing moments involve me falling over in some way. it really sucks to be clumsy in public
Knowing is not enough; we must apply.
Willing is not enough; we must do. - Goethe


e-married to isabiggles
#12
Quote by handbanana78
I farted.....while having sex.......yep


I'm sorry to laugh at your pain dude. How did she react?
Knowing is not enough; we must apply.
Willing is not enough; we must do. - Goethe


e-married to isabiggles
#13
Quote by handbanana78
I farted.....while having sex.......yep

In public?
#14
After I got realllllyyyyy drunk one time I woke up the next morning and saw the text message from my friend:

"dude you left your car in my front lawn last night"

Don't know how I managed to get home that night, but then I had to have my parents drive me to his house and explain that to them so I could get my car.
Guitar:
Jackson DX10D Dinky
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Bass:
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