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#1
Gosh I hate this country. The moment the UK gets snow, schools shut, roads become gridlocked and the entire country goes to hell.

Gosh I hate this country. Anyone else got snow?
#2
No. The fact that you used exactly the same statement at the start of each paragraph was also incredibly annoying.
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#3
We got snow, but we can handle it unlike the rest of you snowless lizardspeaking heathens.
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#6
We don't have any snow in the south west. I want it to snow here!

Let's gain some perspective, it's -25 in Finland right now. A little bit of snow won't kill us all.

Although let's face it, I doubt we'd really miss essex.
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Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Gosh I hate this country. The moment the UK gets snow, schools shut, roads become gridlocked and the entire country goes to hell.

Gosh I hate this country. Anyone else got snow?


...Then go.

We're not particularly used to snow any more, did you not realise that? If these winters become more regular then things will get more organised. Duh. This is the first time it has snowed this close to Christmas in years, it was pretty unexpected really.
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#13
Yeah, I hate your country too.

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#14
I'm in France and guess what, we've got snow on Paris. It's not that bad though, it was predicted well in advance and all the roads have been salted. Still a big mess though, but nothing is locked apart from airports last night.
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#15
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We don't have any snow in the south west. I want it to snow here!

Let's gain some perspective, it's -25 in Finland right now. A little bit of snow won't kill us all.

Although let's face it, I doubt we'd really miss essex.

Apparently it will. It seems every year, it takes less and less snow to stop public transport, and generally cause serious problems where none should exist.
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#18
We've got snow, but we're not bitching out about it like England. We're just happy it's not rain.
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#19
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
That was to restrain myself from ranting about how I hate the UK.


The UK probably hates you.

Stop moaning.
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#20
Quote by MightyAl
Apparently it will. It seems every year, it takes less and less snow to stop public transport, and generally cause serious problems where none should exist.


If I wasn't raised in scandinavia to deal with such issues, I'd probably take the excuse for a day off work too.

We're all just lazy


on a totally unrelated matter, are winter studded tyres illegal on British roads? >_>
#22
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Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
If I wasn't raised in scandinavia to deal with such issues, I'd probably take the excuse for a day off work too.

We're all just lazy


on a totally unrelated matter, are winter studded tyres illegal on British roads? >_>

Speak for yourself.
I had to drive through the snow last night(not all that far, but still), all so I could get a sore arm and no sleep.
#26
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I'm going to leave this stupid country when I can.....
#27
Anyone got pictures of what happens in winter on the shores of Lake Geneva? My uncle lives there and showed me a picture of an Audi completely frozen solid.
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#28
Its snowing here a bit now. Traffic and such isn't that bad because of it, just normal rush hour stuff. I did nearly crash on my friends street though because I couldn't see the speed hump in all of the snow and it made me skid.
#29
I love this country. Snow in this country is more of an event, i mean the government isn't gonna stockpile a load of snow counter-measures when we only get snow for a few days a year. Thats why the country grinds to a halt, because it's such a rare occurance.
#32
Oh Gosh oh golly I do hate that awful snow .......


I hate the country but I don't mind the snow, where I live everything was fine
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#33
Quote by freddaahh
...Then go.

We're not particularly used to snow any more, did you not realise that? If these winters become more regular then things will get more organised. Duh. This is the first time it has snowed this close to Christmas in years, it was pretty unexpected really.


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#35
What do you expect? The UK transport system is a joke. Even when the weather is fine, its overpriced and delayed up the arse.
They have stashes of salt on most street corners and are still 'ambushed' by this weather.

No wonder I left that fucking country.
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#36
Quote by texico11
What would you rather, our tax money be spent on thousands of pounds of snow-plows, salt-vans and traffic infrastructure designed to take weather that might only occur 3 times a year?

People are bitching that the UK grinds to a halt everytime it snows, but it's not like we're living in Alaska. It's not worth putting the money into snow-gear to tackle a phenomena that rarely occurs. So the UK grinds to a halt 3 days every year, so what? Enjoy the day off >_>



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Besides, it's not a little bit of snow, I've got a foot sitting on my drive way. A foot of snow, in England. I drive a Corsa, my car can't move, regardless or what the roads are like, I can't get to them. If I had a job, I wouldn't be going.

As said, countries where snow is normal, have the necessary equipment to deal with it, we don't get snow regularly, no point spending all that money on equipment to get used for a maximum 7 days a year.

Besides, how can you hate snow? It's so awesome, I wish it snowed more often.
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#37
Quote by Blackbullet
What do you expect? The UK transport system is a joke. Even when the weather is fine, its overpriced and delayed up the arse.
They have stashes of salt on most street corners and are still 'ambushed' by this weather.

No wonder I left that fucking country.


Tell me about it. I was spending a fortune on buses....

As for the salt, the nearest bin to me is a good mile away.....
#38
Quote by Fassa Albrecht

As for the salt, the nearest bin to me is a good mile away.....


You've just proved yourself an idiot. OOOHHHH, A mile???

Yeah, cus thats not close to you, considering the size of the country. What do you want? One every 50 metres?

I'm sick of this thread, and so is every other UGer.

*Reported*
RIP Tom Searle.
#39
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Tell me about it. I was spending a fortune on buses....

As for the salt, the nearest bin to me is a good mile away.....


Last time I got on a bus it was £4 for a ****ing dayrider. £4!

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#40
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Gosh I hate this country. The moment the UK gets snow, schools shut, roads become gridlocked and the entire country goes to hell.

Gosh I hate this country. Anyone else got snow?
This country doesn't work when there isn't snow. We got no chance. Just sit in and wait it out, until like February, and then wait another year.
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