Poll: Is sucking your own dick gay?
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View poll results: Is sucking your own dick gay?
yes
81 27%
no
124 42%
WTF!?
92 31%
Voters: 297.
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#1
I say yes. And im not sure if i can say "sucking" and "dick" but i did.
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#2
Is that even Possible?!?!?
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#6
Is pleasuring your own dick with your own hand gay?


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#7
Is giving yourself a handjob gay?

I'd fuck myself up the arse if I could.
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#9
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Is pleasuring your own dick with your own hand gay?


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Depends on what you're thinking of while doing it.
#10
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I'd fuck myself up the arse if I could.



Now thats gay
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#11
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Depends on what you're thinking of while doing it.

i'm gonna agree with this

if you're thinking "hell yeah this feels good i like to get head", then it's not gay.

now, if you think "hell yeah i love to suck dick. where can i get more dicks to suck in a more convenient position?", then you just might be gay.
#12
im trying to settle an arguement. one of my friends says that if he sucked his dick that that isnt gay. i said bullshit.
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#15
Just saying, it hurts. Bit of pleasure for a two day backache.
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#16
If you can do it, why not. I give myself handjobs regularly so why not a blowjob. I'd tittyfuck myself if I could.
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#17
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i'm gonna agree with this

if you're thinking "hell yeah this feels good i like to get head", then it's not gay.

now, if you think "hell yeah i love to suck dick. where can i get more dicks to suck in a more convenient position?", then you just might be gay.
definitely this
#18
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If you can do it, why not. I give myself handjobs regularly so why not a blowjob. I'd tittyfuck myself if I could.



#19
Is having buttsecks with a male midget clown while flexing and winking to yourself in the mirror gay?
#20
It won't be gay if you think of a girl when you do it.

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#21
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Is having buttsecks with a male midget clown while flexing and winking to yourself in the mirror gay?

American Psycho?

Also, no the midget scenario wouldn't be. It would be the single most heterosexual act one can perform.
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#22
Now if you clone yourself and **** thats clone in the ass is it still gay?
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#23
When I was younger I was able to touch my dick with my lips/tongue.
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#26
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if you 'got' yourself in the mouth id say thats pretty gay

Only if you swallow.
#27
Ever since I was about 4 years old I tried to see what my dick tasted like, just out of curiosity (I'm straight) and just about a year ago I finally succeeded. It tastes like normal flesh. Flexibility ftw.
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#28
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Ever since I was about 4 years old I tried to see what my dick tasted like, just out of curiosity (I'm straight) and just about a year ago I finally succeeded. It tastes like normal flesh. Flexibility ftw.


and were you surprised by this?
#30
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Now if you clone yourself and **** thats clone in the ass is it still gay?


That's true..... or if your clone gave you a handjob, would that be the same as jerking off, since you are, technically, doing it to yourself??
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#31
Wow this thread is about as messed up as six clones of myself ****ing eat other with plunger handles.

Who thinks of this shit?

Relative to the original post: I'm going with no. Although i voted WTF?!
#32
There are no other balls to touch with your balls, so it cant be gay. Gay is two [or more] men sharing their love through fondling, prodding, and at times threatening murder-suicide.
...In my opinion.
#37
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It won't be gay if you think of a girl when you do it.




but how exactly can you think of a girl with a c0ck in your mouth?
#38
It all depends if you want it to be gay.

It's like, your getting your dick sucked, not gay at all, but you have a ****ing dick in your mouth, kinda cancels that shit out.
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#39
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When I was younger I was able to touch my dick with my lips/tongue.



me to
















that and the fact that I haven't had sex,,,,,, *fail of the year.....*
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