Poll: Which one ?
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Mommy
34 20%
Daddy
76 44%
Shoop da whoop !
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#2
My mother. My dad would probably just stand there and stand at my girl's tits.

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Last edited by Våd Hamster at Dec 18, 2009,
#3
Awesome thread. To answer your question, both with some left over for the dog. I think they'd say something along the lines of "Dirty, Dirty boy"
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#5
Quote by Våd Hamster
My mother. My dad would probably just stand there and stand at my girl's tits.
I did actually think something similar to that originally. Except not standing at them, more like staring :p
#6
Quote by Våd Hamster
My mother. My dad would probably just stand there and stand at my girl's tits.


You could let him join. It's not awkward if the balls don't touch. Your girlfriend would like it too, I heard you suck and not in the good way.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#9
Quote by freedoms_stain
I'm fairly confident the noise warns everyone away.



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i think my dad because he'd be so embarassed that he'd run away

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#10
I would have both of them come in and tape the whole process.
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#12
My Mom.


Talking to my Dad is awkward enough.
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#15
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Which one of your parents would you prefer coming in


I read this and I was like wat
#18
I'd prefer to come in neither of them,and if I did I imagine their response would be something like:

"OMG my son just ejaculated into my body!"

Yeah,that just sounds like a bad scene man,a bad scene.

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#19
Quote by _-Joey-_
Probably my Mother, no idea what she'd say though!
But I wouldn't want my Dad to walk in on me... Seeing as though I havn't seen him in nearly 10 years


Imagine how that would be:
Hey son, I am finally back!
WTF are you doing?
Can I join?
*coolface*
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#20
Quote by Neo Evil11
You could let him join. It's not awkward if the balls don't touch. Your girlfriend would like it too, I heard you suck and not in the good way.


That's only because I wasn't really trying when I was doing your mum, who you obviously heard it from. I just wanted it over with, actually.

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I did actually think something similar to that originally. Except not standing at them, more like staring :p


Yeah, he's an odd sort of guy >_>


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Last edited by Våd Hamster at Dec 18, 2009,
#24
Quote by Neo Evil11
Imagine how that would be:
Hey son, I am finally back!
WTF are you doing?
Can I join?
*coolface*

if anything, I'd probably stop, just to beat him with my umm... Yeah!
#25
Quote by MaritMatrix
Which one of your parents would you prefer coming in while you're having teh secks ?
Mommy or daddy ?
And what would they say ?


personally i dont wanna come in either of my parents.

im sure they'd be pretty unhappy with that.
#26
Quote by Pr0gNut
I'd prefer to come in neither of them,and if I did I imagine their response would be something like:

"OMG my son just ejaculated into my body!"

Yeah,that just sounds like a bad scene man,a bad scene.

this is exactly what i thought.

#27
Quote by Våd Hamster
That's only because I wasn't really trying when I was doing your mum, who you obviously heard it from. I just wanted it over with, actually.


I would really love you if you tell me who's my mom. I am adopted. I might have actually done my own biological mother without knowing it .
You might be my dad.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#28
Quote by _-Joey-_
if anything, I'd probably stop, just to beat him with my umm... Yeah!


You would beat him with your penis? That's gay.
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#29
I'm really not sure. Probably my step father. My mom would just bring it up later in a very awkward situation. My step father would tell me mom so she brings it up later, but he wouldn't talk to me about it.
My actual dad though, would just continue to talk to me about whatever he came in for, like there was nothing going on.
#30
I don't know what a mom is, so it's obvious
Hard question though, my mum and dad will both try to be all experts and understanding (which they are), and propbably the first thing they'll ask me is if I'm using a condom...
#31
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I don't know what a mom is, so it's obvious
Hard question though, my mum and dad will both try to be all experts and understanding (which they are), and propbably the first thing they'll ask me is if I'm using a condom...


Imagine this:
Are you wearing a condom, honey?
No mom, go away?
Want to use mine, honey?
*bonerkiller*
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#32
Quote by Neo Evil11
Imagine this:
Are you wearing a condom, honey?
No mom, go away?
Want to use mine, honey?
*bonerkiller*

Exactly.
#33
...I completely misinterpreted the whole idea of this thread at first and ಠ_ಠ'd
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#34
Quote by Pr0gNut
I'd prefer to come in neither of them,and if I did I imagine their response would be something like:

"OMG my son just ejaculated into my body!"

Yeah,that just sounds like a bad scene man,a bad scene.


...umm I think you misunderstood the question

I can't really decide which one of my parents would react worse. They would both turn my life into hell. But then again, I'm not stupid enough to have sex at my house.
#35
My mum, she'd walk in let her jaw drop to the floor probably go red then run out of the room

If it were my dad he'd probably go all pervy like he does and probably start feeling up the girl o_O
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#36
Quote by ChucklesMginty
I'd never have sex with family in the house....

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So you would have sex with family outdoors?

And probably my Dad, im pretty confident he will just try to sneak out and pretend he never saw a thing.

But it probably won't happen, when i was watching a movie with my girlfriend in my room they knocked on the door, then paused for like 10 seconds and then asked if they could come in and after that my mom entered.
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#37
My dad, he'd probally just be like, "Damn, way to go boy!'
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#38
My father would most likely just leave the room and apologize for interrupting, but my mother would probably scream obscenities at us.
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#39
Mom. She'd give me a hi-five and it would end there.
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#40
I must have a dirty mind. I perverted an already sexual thread.

I was like "who would I rather cum in? well, neither, to be honest."

Turns out I'm not the only one.

But then I realized you aren't talking about "cumming," but rather "coming."

So, to answer your question, probably my dad. I feel like my mom would flip out a lot more.
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