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Zoot Allures
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#1
Hello there

Since there's the smoking thread wheezing its way along i thought it would be a good idea to make a whiskey thread for those of us who can appreciate the refined taste of a good strong drink.

So, gather round and regale us with storys and wisdom of all the things to do with whiskey!

As for me , i've found out Hitchens was indeed right, Johnnie Walker black is a lovely thing.
JimmyBanks6
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#2
mmm i love whiskey
Canadian Club and Crown Royal are my regulars
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Last edited by JimmyBanks6 at Dec 18, 2009,
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#4
All I want is Wild Turkey. And maybe a Yuengling to drop the shot into.
We're only strays.
Ashland112
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#5
Gotta go with the classics, Jack Daniels and Canadian Club for me.
Zox
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#6
Big fan of whiskey, although not the blended crap that you americans call whiskey.
Aberlour and Tullamore Dew are great, to mention a few.
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Last edited by Zox at Dec 18, 2009,
MightyAl
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#7
Quote by JimmyBanks6
mmm i love whisky
Canadian Club and Crown Royal are my regulars


but i think this is supposed to be considered drug thead im not sure

Those are whiskey.
Just an FYI.
Will-kun
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#8
Jackie D's and i've had some famous grouse which i quite liked.
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JimmyBanks6
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#9
Quote by MightyAl
Those are whiskey.
Just an FYI.


every heard of the word typo?

dictionary.com it bro.
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MightyAl
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#10
Quote by JimmyBanks6
every heard of the word typo?

dictionary.com it bro.

There's a distinct difference between whisky and whiskey.
Also, fond of typos, aren't you?
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#11
I don't discriminate, I enjoy all types of alcohol.
JimmyBanks6
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#12
Quote by MightyAl
There's a distinct difference between whisky and whiskey.
Also, fond of typos, aren't you?


fond? no,
couldn't care less on a forum? yes



fixed anyway
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MightyAl
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#13
Quote by JimmyBanks6
fond? no,
couldn't care less on a forum? yes



Hey, when a typo introduces ambiguity into a statement, it becomes important.
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#14
Quote by MightyAl
Hey, when a typo introduces ambiguity into a statement, it becomes important.


true enough
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aparently i ar smrt?
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MightyAl
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#17
Quote by jimmyled


Blended FTL. Only Single for me!

Like my dad. Mum got him a £200 bottle for his birthday this year. Can't recall quite what, though.
MightyAl
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#20
Quote by Zoot Allures
wiki says

'Whisky or whiskey '

;D

Read the rest of the article.
Whiskey specifically refers to the American and Irish heresies.
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#21
Quote by MightyAl
Like my dad. Mum got him a £200 bottle for his birthday this year. Can't recall quite what, though.

And like my dad too. He got a Limited Edition Balvenie (worth about £200 too) as a gift from a patient, I think.
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#22
Jamesons Irish whiskey. If you disagree, you are wrong.
I like to leave the teabag in

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National_Anthem
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#25
Smoking thread? Where?!
And I'm partial to a Jack Daniels every now and then. I'm not really a whiskey connoisseur, as my parents aren't big fans of whiskey, so it's rare for me drink it. I find one of the merits of whiskey is that it doesn't smell so strongly on your breath as vodka/gin.
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#26
Im a fan of whiskey, but scotch is a gift from the gods
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MightyAl
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#27
Quote by Zoot Allures
OOoh

Hell, at least I'm not going to start up the debate on how[/i[ to drink a single malt.
Neat; half-and-half with water; or with a glass of water, taking a sip in between to cleanse the palate.
Because yes, I do know a variety of real whisky snobs.
Tastytaco
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#28
Oh god, I love whiskey, my favorite alcohol. I just love the smell taste and everything about it, especially when I pour myself some in a nice glass, pure no added water or ice.
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#29
Quote by MightyAl
Hell, at least I'm not going to start up the debate on how[/i[ to drink a single malt.
Neat; half-and-half with water; or with a glass of water, taking a sip in between to cleanse the palate.
Because yes, I do know a variety of real whisky snobs.


Burn the heretic!
Water? Are you out of your mind?! What d you drink, blended?! Humph!
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#30
Quote by Tastytaco
Oh god, I love whiskey, my favorite alcohol. I just love the smell taste and everything about it, especially when I pour myself some in a nice glass, pure no added water or ice.

Ice kills it. Needs to be ambient temperature, or you don't get the aroma, and thus the taste is diminished.
Quote by jimmyled

Burn the heretic!
Water? Are you out of your mind?! What d you drink, blended?! Humph!

I drink it neat, though with some, I would take water in between, as I'm not overly fond of the smokey aftertaste you get with some.
Last edited by MightyAl at Dec 18, 2009,
batman187
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#31
My friend called it cow poison because of the taste. I don't think cow poison even exists though because there's no real reason to have to poison a cow.
SMH07
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#32
Quote by JimmyBanks6
mmm i love whiskey
Canadian Club and Crown Royal are my regulars


They are both awesome, my uncle who lives in Canada got my dad a bottle of each one time when he came over. Really good stuff.
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metal-murnanes
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#33
I'll drink whiskey in all its forms and I shall happily raise a glass of the dark goodness with any of you fellow UGers.

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#35
Crown Royal.
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Portuguese_boy
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#36
I love whisky to the point of adding it to my coffee, steak sauce, spaghetti sauce and other random shit..
National_Anthem
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#37
Do you guys sip Whiskey, or just knock it back in one? I've always wondered what's considered the "correct" way of enjoying it.
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#38
Quote by National_Anthem
Do you guys sip Whiskey, or just knock it back in one? I've always wondered what's considered the "correct" way of enjoying it.

Sipping it. Drinking it as a shot is for posers, and people who drink Blended. Take it easy and enjoy the taste.
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#39
Quote by National_Anthem
Do you guys sip Whiskey, or just knock it back in one? I've always wondered what's considered the "correct" way of enjoying it.


Depends entirely on the situation for me. If im on a night out, I'll whack whiskey shorts back one after another. but if im out in the garden with a smoke, its taken nice and slow.
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#40
me and jack are good friends..
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