#1
Is the most annoying thing ever.
In an exam today I had a question on children falling off swings and how much force is exerted on their head by the ground, i'm sure most people found this funny but I managed to find it so funny I did a half snort, half chuckle noise in the middle of the exam hall and then tried to cover it up by sniffing.
I do this loads, in the most unsuitable situations. I think of a joke i've heard or something funny on TV and chuckle or laugh out loud in public. Sometimes the humour manifests in a grin that makes me look like i'm about to rape the next person to walk past...

Anyway, enough rambling What are your ways of keeping back laughter? Or just trying not to grin or chuckle at awkward moments because of a funny memory?


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#2
Yeah, I'm always thinking of amusing stuff. The kids in the younger grades at school hate me because I walk around all the time with this big, stupid smile on my face that shows my teeth and everything.

When I'm in danger of laughing in public, I take out my phone and pretend I'm laughing at a text.
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#3
I tend to just laugh. I'm terrible at holding any kind of laughter in.
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#6
I just laugh. I'm sure this happens to most people, I can't understand why people always look at you as if you're insane when it's undoubtedly happened to them at some point.

EDIT: Shit, has anyone seen that episode of 15 Storeys High, where Sean Lock tries to turn his shitty holiday into a good anecdote, and writes that "I hailed a cab from a one-eyed Moroccan" story? I laughed for a whole day at that.
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Quote by hugh20
Is the most annoying thing ever.
In an exam today I had a question on children falling off swings and how much force is exerted on their head by the ground, i'm sure most people found this funny but I managed to find it so funny I did a half snort, half chuckle noise in the middle of the exam hall and then tried to cover it up by sniffing.


that made me lol and yh ive had this, like before i was ina pretty important exam and looked at my mate and i burst out lauging for no reason, and theres always things that i think about that make me laugh that noone else would understand

the way to solve the problem? laugh it off
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#8
Quote by hugh20
Is the most annoying thing ever.
In an exam today I had a question on children falling off swings and how much force is exerted on their head by the ground, i'm sure most people found this funny but I managed to find it so funny I did a half snort, half chuckle noise in the middle of the exam hall and then tried to cover it up by sniffing.
I do this loads, in the most unsuitable situations. I think of a joke i've heard or something funny on TV and chuckle or laugh out loud in public. Sometimes the humour manifests in a grin that makes me look like i'm about to rape the next person to walk past...

Anyway, enough rambling What are your ways of keeping back laughter? Or just trying not to grin or chuckle at awkward moments because of a funny memory?


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#10
That happens to me sometimes, it's mildly embarrassing, because people just sort of... Look at you... And stare at you...


And judge you...
#12
hahah yeah thats happens to me a lot. Just walking, minding my own then thinking of something from a while ago and eventually starting to laugh. I lolled hard at the 'raping grin'
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#13
Dude that always happens to me at THE worst time. When I was little and at school meetings or whatever where everyone had to be silent, thats when I would think of one little funny thing and it was all over.
#15
I hate when I'm at work - I sometimes bag groceries for customers and when I do that I'll just turn my brain off and start randomly thinking about the past then I remember something funny and I just bust out laughing everyone looks at me while I'm laughing and bagging their groceries.

It's ackward.
#16
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That happens to me sometimes, it's mildly embarrassing, because people just sort of... Look at you... And stare at you...


And judge you...

How dare he find joy in life. Shun!


Who gives a crap, laugh. Nobody hates to see a smile.
#17
you dont wanna laugh? think of eating dead puppies

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#18
I do it constantly,and in situations where laughter is extremely uncalled for.

Example:About a year ago my girls dad slipped on some ice and broke his hip.Now,that's a bad thing,and there's nothing funny about it,but when she told me the story I imagined him falling to the music used in Benny Hill skits and burst out laughing like a moron.

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#20
on a set of physics questions, there was a scenario where a woman sitting in an office chair, had a force exerted on her where she went a distance of 18 meters at a velocity of 54 m/s.

54 m/s!!! thats nearly 200km/h! what the hell could hit someone in a chair that'd propel them at those kinds of speeds?! C4?!

turned out it was a typo.. but a good one nonetheless.
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#21
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I do it constantly,and in situations where laughter is extremely uncalled for.

Example:About a year ago my girls dad slipped on some ice and broke his hip.Now,that's a bad thing,and there's nothing funny about it,but when she told me the story I imagined him falling to the music used in Benny Hill skits and burst out laughing like a moron.




Just...

#22
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on a set of physics questions, there was a scenario where a woman sitting in an office chair, had a force exerted on her where she went a distance of 18 meters at a velocity of 54 m/s.

54 m/s!!! thats nearly 200km/h! what the hell could hit someone in a chair that'd propel them at those kinds of speeds?! C4?!

turned out it was a typo.. but a good one nonetheless.




Demolition mishap maybe?

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#23
Yesterday at work during a meeting I thought of a joke that I read on here. Something like "whats black, red, and screaming? stevie wonder answering the iron" Everyone turned around and looked at me.
#24
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This is the exact conversation:

Her: I just got off the phone with my mom and she said dad fell and broke his hip.I'm so worried,I hope he'll be ok.

Me: Oh wow babe,that's....

*Benny Hill music plays in my head*

Me :

Her: :.....

The worst part about those situations is that even if you explain them you still look like an asshole.Her dad is in the hospital and I'm looping his accident to comical music in my head.

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#25
i laugh when my parents yell at me. i'm trying to hold it back then i laugh uncontrolably and get into more trouble.
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#26
My little brother got pissed at my mom, yelled at her, turned around, and fell face first into the wall. I laughed for 10 minutes strait.