Poll: If a naked man jumped on you, would you beat him off?
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View poll results: If a naked man jumped on you, would you beat him off?
yes
130 23%
no
58 10%
charizard
372 66%
Voters: 560.
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#1
If a naked man jumped on you, would you beat him off?

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#2
By beat him off I assume you mean kick that ******s ass. To which the answer would be **** yes.
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#6
Beat him as in beat him up? Hell yeah I'd beat up a naked man who jumped on me. Beat him off as in jack him of? Hell no!
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If a naked man jumped on you, would you beat him off?

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#11
Um yea. That could mean two very different things.
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#12
I'd force him to blow me then laugh at him for being a homotron and sucking another mans pen0r.

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#19
it depends on your definition of "beat off" so I chose the third option.
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#20
I'm surprised how many of you thought this was a serious thread. The double meaning in the title is painfully obvious, and is the point of the entire thread.

To answer TS's question, Charizard.
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#22
No i would not "beat him off" but i would give him a hand (lol)
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#23
Charizard, it's the only option that's not gay.
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#24
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Double meaning to beat off makes this thread funny.



exactly what i was thinking of after reading the first few posts
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#26
Quote by IwantaTele
If a naked man jumped on you, would you beat him off?

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The way I heard that line originally was "If a naked poof jumps on your back, do you pull him off or leave him there?"

Either way it's uncomfortable.
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#29
If jack helped you off a horse, would you help jack off a horse?
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#30
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the original poster is a f@g! he must love the <=3

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
#31
By reading the title i figured you meant pleasure him, so i answered yes. I then saw the posts, figured out it also could mean fight him off.
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#32
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Beat him as in beat him up? Hell yeah I'd beat up a naked man who jumped on me. Beat him off as in jack him of? Hell no!


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#33
I'm gonna go with Charizard.
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#35
it depends... is he hot?
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#36
I'd beat him off in all meanings of that phrase.
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#37
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the original poster is a f@g! he must love the <=3


Please. There's nobody one Earth that can love one that tiny.

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#38
F*ck that. Id suck him off.

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