#1
Anyone know where I can find the lyrics for a captain crunch commercial that aired in the 90's? It starts off "I'm bored, we need something to jam to!" and then goes into "Crunch Crunch!" something something etc.
#2
Google is your friend in this scenario.

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#4
Crunch Crunch
Something Something
etc. etc.
Oh Oh
There There
Is Is
A A
Ship Ship
! !
FIRE FIRE
THE THE
WHOLE WHOLE
WHEAT WHEAT
CANNONS CANNONS
! !
MOTHER MOTHER
F*CKAAAA F*CKAAAA
!!! !!!
Now Now
A A
Part Part
Of Of
Your Your
Complete Complete
Breakfast Breakfast
. .
#5
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Crunch Crunch
Something Something
etc. etc.
Oh Oh
There There
Is Is
A A
Ship Ship
! !
FIRE FIRE
THE THE
WHOLE WHOLE
WHEAT WHEAT
CANNONS CANNONS
! !
MOTHER MOTHER
F*CKAAAA F*CKAAAA
!!! !!!
Now Now
A A
Part Part
Of Of
Your Your
Complete Complete
Breakfast Breakfast
. .


Pretty sure it went exactly like this
#6
Admiral Crunch?!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#9
Quote by Gnarism
Pretty sure it went exactly like this

And if it didn't, someone just wrote next year's christmas number 1.
#14
Quote by icaneatcatfood
Anyoen play the game that came with it way back where you raised these furball things? Good times...

and you got to raise your little crunchling and make him strong enough to defeat the purple monster guy.
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I jack off onto store aisles, hoping some b*tch will slip and get prego. It's sort of a hobby of mine.
#15
What the fuck's up nigga I'm captain crunch
I'm here in yo kitchen cause I had a hunch
That you niggas hate fuckin cherrios
I got a cereal that'll get you some hoes
It's called Captain Crunch
Not the damn reeses pieces
Not coca puffs this is the real colored Jesus
You can't drink it with milk
Pour in some kool aid
etc....
#16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TJ5Kjm7bDQ

'Thought I had people I could trust like my boy, Captain Crunch. I know he'd never do me like that, but behind my back, I found her mouth all cut up, and his hat in the corner. Yo, holmes you don't know what I'm capable of..'