#1
Ok so I just walked downstairs to sample some Christmas cookies my mom had made (which were delicious btw ) and noticed that the movie The Santa Claus with Tim Allen was on the TV.

for those of you who don't know what that movies is about, Tim Allen indirectly signs a contract that makes him the new Santa Claus. Only he doesn't believe in Santa and refuses to believe anything about it, even after going to the north pole and seeing his workshop and meeting all the elves. Still he refuses to be Santa.

It got me thinking, is being Santa Claus really a hard job? I mean its only something you have to do once a year. The elves seemed to be able to manage themselves so I supposed whoever is Santa could just live out a normal life the rest of the year and just be called to his yearly duties when the time comes.

Little does everyone know Santa Claus is actually one of the greatest ninjas who ever lived and even with years of training no one can match him.

But yeah ignoring that part, what does the pit think about this?
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#4
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Santa isn't real.


but IF he was.......


and there is no need to cry, its ok we feel your pain.

edit:
^^^

OH MY ****ING GOD!!!





I nearly passed out laughing from that
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#5
I think you need to not make threads about every shite idea that pops into your head.


Also,of course it's a hard job,he's a geriatric lunatic that has to deliver presents to every snot nosed brat on the planet

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#7
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Maybe you should watch The Santa Clause 2&3, its clearly not an easy job.


hmm.... maybe I should.

I've never seen them but I really dont care to see them


and to the other guy, as long as the "new thread" button is there I can make threads about whatever I want so yeah
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#8
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hmm.... maybe I should.

I've never seen them but I really dont care to see them


and to the other guy, as long as the "new thread" button is there I can make threads about whatever I want so yeah


I can also kill infants with the claw end of a hammer,but just because I can doesn't mean I should you know?

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#9
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I can also kill infants with the claw end of a hammer,but just because I can doesn't mean I should you know?


well when you put it that way....

and there are kids that make much worse threads than me so shut up plus CoreysMonster already won the most threads award so yeah.
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#10
i loved that movie when i was young
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#11
I was gonna say "I read this as Bang Santa Claus" and then saw that guys post ^^^^^^^^ way above me. Now I realize that was just me reading Bang Santa Claus and clicking on Being Santa Claus.
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#12
I wont be santa until the workshop is moved to florida

I hate the cold
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones