#1
Okay, guys, I've got a serious problem. This sounds like a joke but I swear it's not. A minute ago I was... Well, I was being a teenager with internet access and no content filters. When I was done I noticed a small problem. I literally came blood. No joke. A very small amount, but I came blood. Is this an indication of some kind of issue?
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#2
Hospital. Also suspect some sort of STD.
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#5


So your discharging blood from your pen1s? well i cant help you. you might as well chop it off because its never going to work again.
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Also suspect some sort of STD.

I think I can pretty much rule that out


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it isnt uncommon and in 99% of cases there is nothing wrong with you

Okay.... I hope you're right, because I'm not going to the hospital.
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Try not masturbating for a day or two and see if you cum blood again next time. I made that up but it sounds pretty legit.
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This.

The pit is not a place to ask for medical advice. There are plenty of sites that probably have legitimate info on this subject.
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#10
Okay guys, sorry for bothering you.
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#11
Just skim over the rules highlighted for each forum you visit - it only takes a minute. That's all.
#13
I wouldn't worry unless it keeps happening....
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I just watched this movie where some crazy bitch crushes a guys balls, jacks him off untill he cums blood, and then she cut off her ****ing clit...shit was ****ed up....but the movie sucked.....

As for your penile problem I reccomend a doctor...just in case, it'd be a shame if your balls fell off or some crazy shit just because of some treatable ailment.


Best of luck.


And seriously, you should see a doctor.
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I just watched this movie where some crazy bitch crushes a guys balls, jacks him off untill he cums blood, and then she cut off her ****ing clit...shit was ****ed up....but the movie sucked.....

As for your penile problem I reccomend a doctor...just in case, it'd be a shame if your balls fell off or some crazy shit just because of some treatable ailment.


Best of luck.


And seriously, you should see a doctor.

Antichrist ftw

but really, don't panic. Go see that movie, then you'll know what cum blood is.
#20
Kidney failure bro
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Antichrist ftw

but really, don't panic. Go see that movie, then you'll know what cum blood is.


Haha, I saw it too..and some of my friends have it downloaded..why the f*** do people download it so much even though they probably never even saw the trailer..it`s probably because the cuming of the blood or something..but the woman jacking herself off was pretty cool to look at..More movies like this!At least that part!The rest was probably boring..I only watched the sex scenesxD
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