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Post 'em here.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them, but they have to check if it's okay with the record label first.

How do Korn turn off an annoying lightbulb?

They plaster it with Adidas stickers.

Can Led Leppelin change a lightbulb?

Yes, but they need an African-American blues musician to show them how first.

Except for John Bonham.

He's dead.

That's right. The jokes don't have to be funny.
#3
thread = fail
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#4
I bet you feel really great inside right now, don't you?
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#5
How many gallagher brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - Noel to hold the light bulb and Liam to drink until the room starts spinning.
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How many gallagher brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - Noel to hold the light bulb and Liam to drink until the room starts spinning.


That one was good.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#8
I like ones about art movements more.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.

Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: To get to the other side.
#9
How many guitarists does it take to use the search bar?
You are free to do what we tell you.
#10
how many guitars does it take to change a lightbulb


none theyre guitars not people idiot

/intentional fail was intentional
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I like ones about art movements more.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.

Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: To get to the other side.




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Said "mmmmgrbllll?", and proceed to fornicate with the omelets.


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I don't know whether to laugh, cry or ejaculate.
#12
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How many gallagher brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - Noel to hold the light bulb and Liam to drink until the room starts spinning.




You never fail to deliver.
#13
How many bassist does it take to change a lightbulb. One, because if there were more bassists, they wouldn't be able to hear each other.
Gear

Guitars: '02 Ibanez Jem 7vwh
ESP LTD Alexi 600 Yellow
Ibanez RG560CA w/ SD Invader
Carvin DC747 Vintage Yellow
Ibanez RGA 8 QM w/ Dimarzio D-Active and PAF 8
Washburn KC-70v
Bass: 1980 Aria Pro II SB Elite II
Amps: Vox VT20+
#16
How many didgeridoo players does it take to change a lightbulb?


One, its just changing a lightbulb. How hard is that you idiots.
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#17
Non-musician lightbulb joke:
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 1, but it's gonna take 20 episodes.
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#18
How many ents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Tree
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
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How many ents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Tree


That was so bad I actually cringed when I read it.

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That was so bad I actually cringed when I read it.


Good.

I'm making a note here, huge success
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#21
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Non-musician lightbulb joke:
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 1, but it's gonna take 20 episodes.


It's funny cause it's true. The light bulb would have to almost break atleast 5 times, and every time it would transform into a bigger and stronger light bulb until the last time where it becomes quite small - but super powerful.
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yeah probably. Or the circuits.
#22
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Good.

I'm making a note here, huge success


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#23
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
#24
Quote by Holy Katana
I like ones about art movements more.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.

Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: To get to the other side.


You're an absolute champion.
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#25
how many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, they just go and steal somebody elses light
I Watched Download 07 on the internet Because I'm A Cheap Bastard and I'm Damn Proud!

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So, apparently "Britain has a large Pakistani community" is now a source of humour?

I hope your Daily Mail strangles you, to be honest.
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How many jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? Don't worry, I'll just sit here in the dark. Alone. Again.


How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None, make her cook in the dark.


How many George Bushes does it take to change a light bulb? Well, first of all, the light bulb did nothing wrong. Why do you hate freedom?


How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? I just found a new recipe for Egg Salad!


How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? WHO WANTS TO KNOW???
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Quote by Kensai
How many jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? Don't worry, I'll just sit here in the dark. Alone. Again.


How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None, make her cook in the dark.


How many George Bushes does it take to change a light bulb? Well, first of all, the light bulb did nothing wrong. Why do you hate freedom?



How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? I just found a new recipe for Egg Salad!



bold= win
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


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#29
how many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, they all prefer to smash there shins on nearby furniture
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#30
How many furries does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but there's a fetish there somewhere.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#31
How many lead guitarists does it take o change a lightbulb?

One to actually do it, but a thousand others to stand around and talk about how they could have done it better.
Electrolytes Smell Like Semen...
#32
How many dyslexic people does it take to light bulb a change?


Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#33
One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
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#34
How many lightbulb jokes does it take to make a funny one?

There was a punchline here somewhere but that's a damn complicated joke.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#35
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How many lead guitarists does it take o change a lightbulb?

One to actually do it, but a thousand others to stand around and talk about how they could have done it better.


This one was quite good.
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I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


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#36
How many members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers does it take to change a lightbulb:

Four- One to distract the audience from the immaculate instrumentals, one to play the bass so well that the light bulb changes itself, one to look like Will Ferrel, and one to inspire me to pick up a guitar and then quit the band
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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Music isn't the Olympics. It's not about showing other people what you can do with a piece of wood in your hands that has strings on, it's about making sounds that are good.
#38
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How many members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers does it take to change a lightbulb:

Four- One to distract the audience from the immaculate instrumentals, one to play the bass so well that the light bulb changes itself, one to look like Will Ferrel, and one to inspire me to pick up a guitar and then quit the band


And one to die of heroin overdose.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#39
How many efficiency experts does it take to change a light bulb?
Efficiency experts only change dark bulbs

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question - feminists can't change anything

How many Hummer owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Screw you

How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
76. One to change the lightbulb, 50 to protest the lightbulb's right not to be changed, 25 to hold a counter-protest.

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
At least three, depends on the height of the ceiling
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