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#1
I mean really. Is there something cultural there that makes everyone want to be super genius scientists? It seems like many of the fathers of different sciences have been German. From Einstein to Freud. There have been many philosophers there too. Is it coincidence?
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#3
they're all smart cause they're nazis

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#4
Quote by rock.freak667
Stephen Hawking, not from Germany.


I didn't say all of them. Just a ton of them.
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#5
There are a number of historians who would contribute it to the way the German post-secondary school system is.
#6
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they're all smart cause they're nazis


well that's a no, but then again, Hitler would've probably gotten the Nobel prize if he hadn't started WWII
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#7
Don't forget the Scots.
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#9
We can say the same thing about lots of countries.
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#11
Most like being engineers. Germans rock at engineering.


****. If you want something engineered out of anything, or a bit of that porn that's illegal in 90% of states, go to the germans.

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#12
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Don't forget the Scots.

you mean the brits, invented most of the things claimed as american
#13
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you mean the brits, invented most of the things claimed as american


There are different countries in Britain you know?

You can be Scottish and British and in this circumstance he's only referring to people in Scotland exclusively so he's right in saying "Scots".
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#14
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well that's a no, but then again, Hitler would've probably gotten the Nobel prize if he hadn't started WWII


world war does screw up your chances for getting the peace prize doesnt it?

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#15
Quote by britishsligean
you mean the brits, invented most of the things claimed as american

No. I mean the Scots. As in inhabitants of Scotland. Natives of Scotland. People born in Scotland. If I meant "Brits" I would have said fucking "Brits". But I didn't fucking say "Brits" because I meant Scots. Are you still confused?
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#16
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John Logie Baird (TV, mildly disputed) - Scottish.

Alexander Graham Bell (Telephone) - Scottish.

John Loudon MacAdam (Macadamized Roads)- Scottish.

Alexander Fleming (Penicillin) - Scottish.

James Watt (Steam Engine) - Scottish.

Robert Watson-Watt (Radar) - Scottish.

James Chalmers (adhesive postage stamps) - Scottish.

John Napier (Logarithmic systems, decimal points) - Scottish.

Henry Faulds (fingerprinting) - Scottish.

Ian Donald (ultrasound scanner) - Scottish.

John Mallard (MRI scanner) - Scottish.

Golf - Scottish.

Alexander Wood (hypodermic syringe) - Scottish.

Sir William B Leishman (cure for Typhoid) - Scottish.

Bryan Jennet (Beta Blockers) - Scottish.

William Cullen (the refrigerator) - Scottish.

Alexander Shanks (lawnmower) - Scottish.

Captain Ward (life ring) - Scottish.

Alexander Bain (electric clock) - Scottish.

Sir David Brewster (the kaleidoscope) - Scottish.

We are THE DADDIES.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries


You think you invented logarithms? hahaaha ancient civilizations had been using logarithms for thousands of years before scots were giving it to sheep

and penicillin was an accident anyway

radar was the first put to use by the british and it was discovered by a german
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#17
Quote by magnus_maximus
John Logie Baird (TV, mildly disputed) - Scottish.

Alexander Graham Bell (Telephone) - Scottish.

John Loudon MacAdam (Macadamized Roads)- Scottish.

Alexander Fleming (Penicillin) - Scottish.

James Watt (Steam Engine) - Scottish.

Robert Watson-Watt (Radar) - Scottish.

James Chalmers (adhesive postage stamps) - Scottish.

John Napier (Logarithmic systems, decimal points) - Scottish.

Henry Faulds (fingerprinting) - Scottish.

Ian Donald (ultrasound scanner) - Scottish.

John Mallard (MRI scanner) - Scottish.

Golf - Scottish.

Alexander Wood (hypodermic syringe) - Scottish.

Sir William B Leishman (cure for Typhoid) - Scottish.

Bryan Jennet (Beta Blockers) - Scottish.

William Cullen (the refrigerator) - Scottish.

Alexander Shanks (lawnmower) - Scottish.

Captain Ward (life ring) - Scottish.

Alexander Bain (electric clock) - Scottish.

Sir David Brewster (the kaleidoscope) - Scottish.

We are THE DADDIES.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries


fucking owned we are the daddies though.
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#18
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No. I mean the Scots. As in inhabitants of Scotland. Natives of Scotland. People born in Scotland. If I meant "Brits" I would have said fucking "Brits". But I didn't fucking say "Brits" because I meant Scots. Are you still confused?



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#21
Quote by tayroar
I didn't say all of them. Just a ton of them.


ahaaa... listen to this.
there is also a ton of uncredibly fat, screwball american jerkoffs, who think that eating fast-food and watching tv 24/7 is the meaning of life. but i'm without prejudice.
and i think that there are actually more nazis in america than in germany.
here, shittard:



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#22
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#23
Quote by Jackal58
No. I mean the Scots. As in inhabitants of Scotland. Natives of Scotland. People born in Scotland. If I meant "Brits" I would have said fucking "Brits". But I didn't fucking say "Brits" because I meant Scots. Are you still confused?


This post made me chuckle, in a very good way.
#24
Quote by Guitarist132
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_inventions

ours is longer

and has things more important than digestive biscuits


And you don't think the fact that you's have invented more is simply because America's population is much, much greater than that of Scotlands.
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#25
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ahaaa... listen to this.
there is also a ton of uncredibly fat, screwball american jerkoffs, who think that eating fast-food and watching tv 24/7 is the meaning of life. but i'm without prejudice.
and i think that there are actually more nazis in america than in germany.
here, shittard:



=)



What? I'm American. I'm confused what you are trying to say. I'm not saying that all Germans are smart, just have merely observed that a ton of great thinkers came from there.
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#26
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ahaaa... listen to this.
there is also a ton of uncredibly fat, screwball american jerkoffs, who think that eating fast-food and watching tv 24/7 is the meaning of life. but i'm without prejudice.
and i think that there are actually more nazis in america than in germany.
here, shittard:



=)


Hey, fuck you guy.

#27
Quote by magnus_maximus
Scotland piss all over Germany's feeble minds.

Freud was Austrian, anyway.


You Scottish where skirts, therefore are not real men, therefore must be women, therefore your opinion is invalid. :P
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#28
What about sweden? =P
From wiki: Sweden has a total of 33523 patents as of 2007 according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office, and only ten other countries have more patents than Sweden.

As there are only 9 million people living in Sweden, I'm pretty sure we've invented the most per each person.. therefor, we are the smartest!
#29
We Canadians invented lots of things! like... basketball, um, ...other. stuff...
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#30
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What about sweden? =P
From wiki: Sweden has a total of 33523 patents as of 2007 according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office, and only ten other countries have more patents than Sweden.

As there are only 9 million people living in Sweden, I'm pretty sure we've invented the most per each person.. therefor, we are the smartest!


All that means is that there's 33523 different ways you can enlarge your penis.
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#31
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What? I'm American. I'm confused what you are trying to say. I'm not saying that all Germans are smart, just have merely observed that a ton of great thinkers came from there.


you said that there stll would be a ton of nazis and that shit offended me.
#32
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All that means is that there's 33523 different ways you can enlarge your penis.

I'm sure half of those are devoted to boobs.
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#33
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You think you invented logarithms? hahaaha ancient civilizations had been using logarithms for thousands of years before scots were giving it to sheep

and penicillin was an accident anyway

radar was the first put to use by the british and it was discovered by a german


You realise millions of things that are considered 'inventions' happened purely by accident right? Especially in medicines. Scientists would be trying to create a cure for some epidemic, and they'd end up discovering cures for 3 or 4 other ailments along the way.

Just because it happened by accident doesn't mean the person didn't invent/discover it. They weren't trying to do it, but it happened to them anyways, therefore, they discovered it.
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#34
Well now that I have the Scottish contingent all riled up I'm going to go find a thread where I can stir up the Canadians.
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#35
Apparently, rolled toilet paper was invented in America.

Where would you guys be without toilet paper huh?
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#37
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And you don't think the fact that you's have invented more is simply because America's population is much, much greater than that of Scotlands.



And why is our population so much greater? More land? Can you engineer yourself more land? No?


America... **** YEAH
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And why is our population so much greater? More land? Can you engineer yourself more land? No?


America... **** YEAH

These folks did.
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