#1
Have you ever wanted something(like picks), something you see every day laying in front of you. Then when you need it, it seems like it vanishes from the face of the earth.
Where do you think these things go?
#3
The pick gnomes take them, of course. Those communist bastards.

This recently happened to me when I was in Guitar Center. I never did play that Ibanez
#7
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The pick gnomes take them, of course. Those communist bastards.

This recently happened to me when I was in Guitar Center. I never did play that Ibanez

Damn pick gnomes! A group of them hitched a rode in my bag from guitar center, and now they're forming an army to steal my tortex picks. But its only a matter of time until I finish my death ray to use on those demons.
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#8
Damn I hate that.

Yesterday, I got off probation so I can now smoke ganja again so I had a couple of close friends round so we could share a smoke for the first time in months. When we got round to rolling the first spliff we couldn't find any of the packs of rolling papers I still have lying around the flat that I am constantly finding as I go about my daily routines.
This prompted a trip in the freezing cold and snow to the local shop for rizzla during which I slipped on the ice and broke my arm.

I don't know where the hell that stuff goes by the way but somehow it gets back to where you think you left it later on when you don't need it. The first thing I saw when I got back from the hospital was a pack of rizzlas right on the shelf by the front door where I leave the keys...
"We must become members of a new race, overcoming petty prejudice, owing our ultimate allegiance not to nations, but to our fellow men within the human community."
- H.I.M Haile Selassie I
Last edited by IDread at Dec 19, 2009,
#9
Shit like this happens all the time to me. I mostly blame karma trying to mess with my head.

I lost my tuner a while ago and after a month or so of searching my entire house and friend's places and pretty much anywhere I could have taken it I figure its lost to the ages. So I go out and buy a new tuner and within maybe 5 hours from purchasing it my dad tosses me a black box and says "Hey, I found this a while ago and kept forgetting to ask you if its important or something. What is it?" It was my first tuner.

About three months ago I ended up losing BOTH tuners and I refuse to buy a new one cause I know that its gonna be a waste of money and they're just gong to turn up again.
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