#1
Ohk, well today i made a bet with my friend that i could hook up with 55 girls by the end of track season.... I know its will make me seem like a man-*****, but oh well, $5 is at stake here lmfao. I need all of the pit's help for tips on hooking up within 10-20 min of meeting the person.

Thanxx,

Jakob
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#2
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#4
Not going to happen unless you pay and make a net loss. Or you pay really poorly and make a slight profit but catch about 550 diseases.

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#5
Be an ass and objectify that bitch. You'll either get some goods out of it or you'll get duped and learn your lesson for making such a stupid bet.
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#6
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Ohk, well today i made a bet with my friend that i could hook up with 55 girls by the end of track season.... I know its will make me seem like a man-*****, but oh well, $5 is at stake here lmfao. I need all of the pit's help for tips on hooking up within 10-20 min of meeting the person.

Thanxx,

Jakob

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#8
Sounds like your ego is bigger than your penis
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#9
Within 10-20 mins is pretty difficult unless you include roofies, chloroform or alcohol. In sweden you can get charged with rape if you have sex with someone who is drunk because it's not quite considered consensual sex. Do you really want to rape 55 girls by the end of track season? Think about it, rapist. Seriously, get some help, before someone gets hurt. If you go to the police station I'm sure they'll get you some help before you rape again.
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#10
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