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#1
Alright, my gf is a twilight fan. I hate twilight. Is it worth it to see it with her?
#2
No.
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#3
no...
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#4
You're a ****ing moron. Fact.

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No.

That's the first time I've seen you post in the pit
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#5
Some men enjoy twillight

Not me, though. I'm straight.
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#7
You can sit through a bad movie for your girlfriend. Suck it up.
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#11
No, it won't get you laid.

If anything it will just be exposing your lass to 2-3 hours of men that she will find much more attractive than you ... and will then leave you, for a fictional character.

Good luck with that.
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#12
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No.

What the hell?
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#13
Swallow your pride man. Just tell her she owes you one.


Also wear like a death metal t-shirt or get a custom one with "Twilight sucks"
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#15
Love the way this thread has been hijacked almost immediately

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#16
Do you enjoy spending time with your girlfriend? Do you enjoy putting your arm around her? Trust me, just put your arm around her and whisper to her through the entire thing. Don't be a dick about it, just man up. At least it isn't a ****ing ballet.
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#17
Hurrdurr im s0 funni cuz mi gf likez twilight nd I wanna kno if I shuld keep seein her cuz twilight is gay lol
#18
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No.


I thought you left.

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That's the first time I've seen you post in the pit


Frenchy use to post regularly in the Pit when he was a Super Mod but once he became an Admin stopped posting as much.

Frenchy the Pit went up the shitter since you stopped posting.

And TS, I've seen the first Twilight film and it's okay but could be a better. Use it as an excuse to get some "favours" from your girl.
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#19
does she sit though stupid shit with you?

Time to pay her back.

relationships are two way streets amigo
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#21
man, i so know liek what your on about

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#23
Go to it, then use the fact that you went to it to get sex
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#25
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Go to it, then use the fact that you went to it to get sex


Sadly in order to have that sex he'll have to cover himself in glitter and surround himself with lamps.
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#26
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Sadly in order to have that sex he'll have to cover himself in glitter and surround himself with lamps.

That might be true, but sex is still sex...
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"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#29
You haven't seen/read Twilight but you hate it?

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#30
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That might be true, but sex is still sex...


Normally i'd agree but really ...

He's going to be dressed like the sparkly dude, have to talk like him, wear glitter and fake fangs ... and lets face it, she's probably just gonna think about the other guy and say his name

so ... is it really even him getting any?
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Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#32
Only if you get to **** her.
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#34
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Normally i'd agree but really ...

He's going to be dressed like the sparkly dude, have to talk like him, wear glitter and fake fangs ... and lets face it, she's probably just gonna think about the other guy and say his name

so ... is it really even him getting any?

Hmmmm it seems as though we have stumbled upon a conundrum...
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...to make sure I don't get too far"
#35
Twilight isn't that bad. I have seen faaar worse movies.

Go see it.
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#37
Tell her she owes you a fcking good blowjob.
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#38
Did not read the first post.

whatever your QUESTION, choose the one that stops you from reproducing.
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#39
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Twilight isn't that bad. I have seen faaar worse movies.

Go see it.

This.
#40
Yes
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