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#3
22. Google.com


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#5
The words kids and porn should never be in the same sentence.

EDIT: Porn is 5, Sex is 4.
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#9
Quote by Kensai


2. Google


Even better.
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Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

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#10
Quote by Venice King
The words kids and porn should never be in the same sentence.

EDIT: Porn is 5, Sex is 4.


this is why the people at the Madison Apartments on my college's campus can't go on 4chan.

i never go on it myself, i just thought it was hilarious

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#14
Quote by Holy Katana
Ah, yes. That's before they learn more effective ways of searching for it.

Seriously you would think the 13-18 year olds would figure that out.
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#16
Can someone please explain 19 to me.
19. Fred
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#18
Quote by Venice King
Can someone please explain 19 to me.
19. Fred



If I'm not mistaken, that's a youtube loser. A very famous youtube loser.
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


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#20
57. Fireflies


... the fuck...?

Quote by Venice King
Can someone please explain 19 to me.
19. Fred

Youtube it. Though you'll probably end up raging.
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#23
...about damn time that my efforts paid off
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#24
Quote by Kensai
... the fuck...?

It's a song by a "band" called Owl City.

...Basically, two guys who probly still live with their mothers an write fluffy pop songs with lots of synth, Autotune, and a drum machine. Naturally, they're hugely popular.
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Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#25
Quote by Venice King
Can someone please explain 19 to me.
19. Fred

You don't want to know.
Edit: The music searched on this list is disappointing.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
Last edited by mattman93 at Dec 19, 2009,
#26
Quote by Von.
If I'm not mistaken, that's a youtube loser. A very famous youtube loser.

Quote by Kensai
... the fuck...?


Youtube it. Though you'll probably end up raging.

Quote by mattman93
You don't want to know.


It's time like this when I hate my curiosity. Every Fred I meet I now have to punch in the face
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#27
46. Norton Safety Minder


and that's the last search they're getting logged
#30
What the...?
What kind of retard would search for "youtube.com"? I mean, type that in the goddamn nav bar instead of in a search engine. And googling google? Seriously. What the ****...
#33
Quote by chaoticfables

That's pretty funny, considering it's true vice versa too.
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#34
46. Norton Safety Minder

What the hell kinda child is searching Norton Safety Minder?

"Ah, yes mother dearest, I see you have been searching through my internet searches. Well, I assure you that the computer is in complete working order."

"Erm, Johnny. Look at eighty two, does that mean anything to you? God, please tell me that means something to you!"
#35
Quote by chaoticfables

What a strange parallel..

EDIT: Kensai stole my joke, I don't know how or why I just know he did!
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#36
Quote by guitarhero_764
How do they know what age the person searching was?

I don't know but who let all those 7 year olds on the internet.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#37
Quote by guitarhero_764
How do they know what age the person searching was?


Interesting question I would like to know the answer to.
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