#1
I was at a party last night and some of the boys were talking about how they were going to play soggy biscuit next weekend. They also asked me to watch and judge.
What the f**** am I supposed to judge and is it worth watching ?

I'm confused !
#3
I think it is like SSoggy SAOs you all stand around one biscuit and fap and whoever jizzes last hast to eat the soggy biscuit
#6
So a bunch of guys want you to watch them jizz on a biscuit?

Sounds like rape is being planned...




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#7
is this for real?

soggy biscuit is basically a group of guys circle jerk onto a poor defenceless biccy, last one to finish eats it up.
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#8
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You don't need a judge

It's pretty simple. Last one to jizz eats that shizz.



Who the fuck would play that? Seriously.
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#10
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Sounds like rape is being planned...

Yeah but it'll end real quick since they all cum early. The guy who can hold his load for the longest is probably too busy eating the biscuit..
#11
Well it was obviously a joke.
Soggy biscuit is basically when a bunch of guys are jacking off onto a biscuit and the last one to squeeze his love juice onto the biscuit has to eat the biscuit.
Now we can all calm down and go on our way.
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Well it was obviously a joke.
Soggy biscuit is basically when a bunch of guys are jacking off onto a biscuit and the last one to squeeze his love juice onto the biscuit has to eat the biscuit.
Now we can all calm down and go on our way.

Thanks for finally clearing that up.

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#15
I've heard of this...how the **** can you fap with a bunch of guys fapping right next to you. That has to be the gayest game ever.
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#16
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I was at a party last night and some of the boys were talking about how they were going to play soggy biscuit next weekend. They also asked me to watch and judge be the biscuit.
What the f**** am I supposed to judge and is it worth watching ?

I'm confused !
I think you misunderstood their intentions. *fixed*
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#18
It's when a bunch of guys make a hot chocolate and they each have a biscuit. They have to dunk it in the hot chocolate, last one to have their biscuit break off into the hot chocolate has to drink the hot choccie and all the yucky biscuit stuff at the bottom.

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#19
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Thanks for finally clearing that up.



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#20
I played soggy biscuit once.

The fact I was gay helped me win
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#21
When I was a kid I use to dip my biscuit in water and then eat it. They might wanna do that :shug:
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#22
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I played soggy biscuit once.

The fact I was gay helped me win

Must've been an awesome experience on your part.
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Must've been an awesome experience on your part.

Oh it was
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I played soggy biscuit once.

The fact I was gay helped me win
Did they know you're gay? Because if not thats probably some form of grooming




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some form of grooming


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#26
It's usually called Limp Biscuit, you stand in a circle and fap on a cookie, last one to cum eats it...
#28
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the one who jizzes first is undoubtedly gay.

One could argue that the one who finishes last is the gay one.

To be completely honest, being whateverthe****iamthisweek-sexual, I am completely fine with going down on a guy, but there is something so gross about putting it on a biscuit. Especially a cracker-type biscuit. Perhaps some tiny teddies would be ok.
...In my opinion.
#29
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One could argue that the one who finishes last is the gay one.

How so?
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#30
Well, the more they wait, the more man jooce is on the biscuit. Ergo, a gay man is more likely to want to lose.
...In my opinion.
#31
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Well, the more they wait, the more man jooce is on the biscuit. Ergo, a gay man is more likely to want to lose.

Ahh, I see.
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