its a buck and a half... ahhhhh.... >.>
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...


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Yeah and I'll have four whole fried chickens and a coke.
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When my grandpa comes over to visit, after his shower, he walks around naked to dry off
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actually, as it's just legs, it isn't actually 2 whole deer. Either that, or it's one genetically modified deer...

"Too dear".

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
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Yeah and I'll have four whole fried chickens and a coke.

don't forget the dry white piece of toast!
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One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
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oh, I get it now, well, look at little old me trying to be helpful, and then BAM!, a joke.

Yup. That'll teach ya
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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