#2
Why not make flying brooms?

Goddammit.
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#3
The searchbar is also real. But just like invisibility cloaks, no one really uses them.

meh, searchbar jokes are lame.

I, as an attractive 16 year old girl, think this would be really cool to have sex in with my boyfriend when my parents are home. Too bad I moan a lot
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


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#5
what was that picture?
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She could walk up your pubes with those

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#7
hey, now lets make it possible to have blades come out from your knuckles!!!!

ya... modern science does wonders for us don't it?
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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ilikeyou.

not hated
#8
Quote by Link
Two years ago a team of engineers amazed the world (Harry Potter fans in particular) by developing the technology needed to make an invisibility cloak

Doesn't take alot to amaze Harry Potter fans, a naked woman woulda done the trick. Although that would've amazed the engineers too.
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#9
ok..............

is this bad or good?
VERY METAL!
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RIP Ronnie James Dio

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#11
Quote by fearofthemark

I, as an attractive 16 year old girl, think this would be really cool to have sex in with my boyfriend when my parents are home. Too bad I moan a lot

+Over9000 profile views.



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I just slapped the computer screen with my dick because of this thread.
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#13
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I'll believe it when I see it.


Or when I divide by 0.
*Head implodes*
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#14
Quote by Thrill-house
I'll believe it when I see it.

Or when you don't see it.
#16
Quote by fearofthemark
The searchbar is also real. But just like invisibility cloaks, no one really uses them.

meh, searchbar jokes are lame.

I, as an attractive 16 year old girl, think this would be really cool to have sex in with my boyfriend when my parents are home. Too bad I moan a lot




Legitimate:
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+Over9000 profile views.


-8000 boners. (I figured some of you must be gay)
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I'm in need of a guy
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#17
Quote by fearofthemark

I, as an attractive 16 year old girl, think this would be really cool to have sex in with my boyfriend when my parents are home. Too bad I moan a lot


I'm not sure what kind of experiment you're trying to do, but I'm goddamn sure you have a penis.
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#18
Quote by fearofthemark
I, as an attractive 16 year old girl, think this would be really cool to have sex in with my boyfriend when my parents are home. Too bad I moan a lot


people still fall for this?

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#19
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people still fall for this?



profile views went up by like, 50 in the past 10 minutes.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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#20
Quote by fearofthemark
profile views went up by like, 50 in the past 10 minutes.


lol thats genius you just need to change your story, instead of boyfriend tell them you've become a lesbian

then your views will skyrocket

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#21
I had heard about this but im still a little skeptical... how exactly is it they can deflect light and sound and make it go back to its original course... theres a lot of unclear unobjective talk but nothing more
#22
Quote by speedy1330
lol thats genius you just need to change your story, instead of boyfriend tell them you've become a lesbian

then your views will skyrocket


I could never become a lesbian, I love penis too much

I'm bi though, but I try to resist because of my boyfriend and all. I don't mind some good ole' lesbian porn though. girls are such prudes in my school
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#24
Quote by fearofthemark

I'm bi though, but I try to resist because of my boyfriend and all. I don't mind some good ole' lesbian porn though. girls are such prudes in my school


And there's another 50.
Rojam's new and improved band!!!!

Listen a little bit, we DON'T suck!
#25
Quote by fearofthemark
I could never become a lesbian, I love penis too much

I'm bi though, but I try to resist because of my boyfriend and all. I don't mind some good ole' lesbian porn though. girls are such prudes in my school


Must. Not. Click. Profile

Suspicion levels exceeding safety limits


OT: Invisibility cloak eh? Something tells me Emma Watson will be needing a lot of security once this hits the markets.
#26
Quote by mario61
OT: Invisibility cloak eh? Something tells me Emma Watson will be needing a lot of security once this hits the markets.
I believe you have won the thread, good sir.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#27
Quote by fearofthemark
I could never become a lesbian, I love penis too much

I'm bi though, but I try to resist because of my boyfriend and all. I don't mind some good ole' lesbian porn though. girls are such prudes in my school


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Must. Not. Click. Profile

Suspicion levels exceeding safety limits


see? my plan worked

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#29
Those waves don't seem to be reflected back to their natural course, some are reflected (when they are going to the eye of the observer) various degrees...
Maybe that's because the observant is very close, or that picture isn't exactly what would be portrayed in real life, anyways...
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#30
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I hope you like my new sig.



anyway....

people need to stop ****ing with shit like this.

I give it 8 days after its unveiled to be used during a murder, rape etc.

another couple of months before its used to bomb something
then another month or two before its used in a war and ****s up more shit.
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#31
The invisibility cloak isn't real. We do now have the technology to create invisibility (bending light) but we don't have the ability to make a cloak, nor do we know if it's even possible yet.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the pope."


---Pope John XXIII
#32
I have invisible clothes, but no one ever believes me when im wearing them.
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#33
Quote by fearofthemark

I, as an attractive 16 year old girl, think this would be really cool to have sex in with my boyfriend when my parents are home. Too bad I moan a lot

You're not even trying, man. I mean, I'm sure you've got 900,000,000 profile views, but at least some effort should be put forth.
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Where words fail, bullets speak.
Violence never solved anything, except for every conflict ever.

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Go ahead, click it. Ya know you want to.