#1
So I was out Christmas shopping with my friends and we came across something very peculiar.



And ontop of it being a small hobo, its black too!? What a steal!

In all honesty though, this is probably just a case of me being stupid. I would be the one to not know that a small hobo is actually a well known accessory. If not..then, wth?

No, btw, this is not just a thread all about small black hobos (aww), its about you sharing your crazy shopping shenanigans! Its the Christmas Holidays..everyones shopping. Im sure im not the only crazy bitch in this place that just wont stand for a boring shopping visit. Stories, nao.

Oh btw, we also found this delightful sign whilst on our shopping extravaganza..



Needless to say, we all had to mimic this sensation during any crosswalk we passed.
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#4
Notice how it's a woman on the sign, a man would never be dumb enough to cross without looking.
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#5
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Notice how it's a woman on the sign, a man would never be dumb enough to cross without looking.

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#6
funniest thing i've seen all day....
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#7
No way would Walmart sell black hobos. Now Chinese hobos are a completely different story.
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#8
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nah, they are pretty racist. If the hobo aint white, they dont wanna sell it.

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funniest thing i've seen all day....

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#10
Wait so is the small black hobo actually a small black hobo?
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#11
i could really use a small black hobo around the house...
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#12
19.99??!! Hell, I'd buy 2.
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Wait so is the small black hobo actually a small black hobo?


No, first you have to talk to the old man who teaches you how to catch a pokemon, say no, fly to cinnabar island, and surf up and down the coast.
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#14
I just googled "small black hobo" It's a handbag. I am dissapoint.
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Wait so is the small black hobo actually a small black hobo?

All that was hanging next to that small lonely price tag label was a purse. A big baggy purse. I looked all over in and out of that purse for the petite African American homeless man, but alas, I couldnt find anything


^-- That was it btw. Dont look like no small black hobo to me. And Ive seen some small black hobos in my day, let me tell you.
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#16
Sorry I didn't mean to destroy your highly amusing shopping experience.
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EDIT: ^ ......my life is crashing around me.


All that was hanging next to that small lonely price tag label was a purse. A big baggy purse. I looked all over in and out of that purse for the petite African American homeless man, but alas, I couldnt find anything


^-- That was it btw. Dont look like no small black hobo to me. And Ive seen some small black hobos in my day, let me tell you. and i can tell by the pixels.


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No, first you have to talk to the old man who teaches you how to catch a pokemon, say no, fly to cinnabar island, and surf up and down the coast.
Wait, what does that have to do with anything?
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Wait, what does that have to do with anything?


try it in pokemon red or blue
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try it in pokemon red or blue
Well yeah, of course I know what happens. I'm one of the main Pokemon lovers on this forum! But what did that post have to do with this thread? At all?
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Well yeah, of course I know what happens. I'm one of the main Pokemon lovers on this forum! But what did that post have to do with this thread? At all?


nothing really

most of my posts are completely off topic.
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#23
This should have just been about that sign. I would steal the **** out of that sign.
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nothing really

most of my posts are completely off topic.
I've noticed. But hey, at least you weren't posing as an attractive 16 year old girl this time!
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#26
^ Hey, dont joke about that. He truly is a very attractive 16 year old girl. Ive seen it. --I mean she...

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Spit it out; where do you keep the hobos :|?
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