Looking to get shitfaced tonight, hopefully this does the trick(pic)

#1
about 5 ounces remy VSOP, Im gonna chug it down within a 2 minute period, will it do the trick?

Ill report back
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about 5 ounces remy VSOP, Im gonna chug it down within a 2 minute period, will it do the trick?

Ill report back



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#8
ITT: TS wants to look like a man in front of the pit by telling everyone how much he's going to drink.

and no. Remy is Pussy shit. wanna get shit faced in under 2 minutes? a mickey of Grey Goose Vodka... goodnight sweet prince.
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#12
try a half gallon of jack daniels or yagermeiser. you sir will then know, shit faced
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#13
i believe this is in order
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#14
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ITT: TS wants to look like a man in front of the pit by telling everyone how much he's going to drink.

and no. Remy is Pussy shit. wanna get shit faced in under 2 minutes? a mickey of Grey Goose Vodka... goodnight sweet prince.

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#16
looks like you shit in a water bottle.

that will get you shit mouth wouldnt it?
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#17
4oz of 40%? thats no reason to boast in the pit TS... *bitch please pikachu here*

if its all you have do for it in one go for teh shitface
#18
5 oz of 40% probably won't get you shit faced. I mean, honestly thats what, two shots?

You're going to need a bit more than that.


P.S. You don't exactly "chug" 5 oz of anything.
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#20
OP is stupid.

He can't swallow a whole tv in 2 minutes.
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#21
If that much of some 40% stuff gets you shitfaced, then you should quit life
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#24
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OP is stupid.

He can't swallow a whole tv in 2 minutes.


exactly what i was thinking. That TV is at least 40 inches.
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#25
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exactly what i was thinking. That TV is at least 40 inches.



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#26
**** that, get some 190 proof
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#32
youll be pretty buzzed or so.
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#33
chug 2 liters of hydrochloric acid, like a real man
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#36
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i honestly thought the liquid was piss.

if your piss is that color i think you need to go to the doctor
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#37


Unless you can drink this much man up.

Alternatively:

this much
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#38
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5 oz of 40% probably won't get you shit faced. I mean, honestly thats what, two shots?

You're going to need a bit more than that.


P.S. You don't exactly "chug" 5 oz of anything.

No, that would be 5 shots.

TS, how your cognac will effect you will depend on a multitude of things.

Firstly, how much have you eaten? High carbs and calorie stomach content will slow the effects of alcohol.

How much do you weigh?

When is the last time you had something to drink? If you got drunk last night, you still have small amounts of metabolized alcohol in your system, increasing the effects of alcohol. Likewise, not drinking in a long, long, long, time will decrease your tolerance, and increase the effects of alcohol.

Finally, and this isn't proven but simply an observation of what I've noticed, certain drinks will mess you up more than others depending on the type of drink (clear liquors get me crazy hyper and aggressive, brown liquors chill me out). Wine gets me real body buzzed. Beer gets me slow and lethargic.

Also, I'm a vodka drinker by trade, so I can take about 13 shots of vodka and get f*cked, but only take 6 shots of J.D. and mess my self up about as much. The alcohol you consume more of will have lesser effects than a drink rarely drunk.
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#40
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