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Hey guys, I love how I come to a guitar forum for these answers

Anyways, I'm 14, my girlfriend was lying ontop of me in like a perfectly straight fashion ( head on my chest, legs ontop of mine) Then I undid her pants/panties and had the intention on going in for a fingering ( 7 other people were watching a movie beside us, we were under the blanket )

It was my first time feeling a vagina so I was like , I began rubbing it and crap and came to the conclusion everything wasn't wet enough so I got her to suck on my fingers (she did really well lol) then I resumed my post at the big V. I was just feeling around trying to find the freaking hole To shove my fingers in, but I couldn't find it! I just kinda felt around and was like wtff... It felt like I'd have to really use some force to get past what I had my hand on....

Luckily we were intrrupted and she had to call home, it saved me from failing anymore.
What was I doing wrong.... There was just no hole ( dark, couldn't get anything close but my left hand )
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#2
Sex thread.

And you raped her.

Google hymen.
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did anyone else think this was about a guitar???
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#6
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did anyone else think this was about a guitar???

Yeah I thought it was about jazz chords to be honest.
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#7
*reported*

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did anyone else think this was about a guitar???

I thought it'd be someone trying to be clever with their "ololol g string fingeringz!11!"
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#9
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did anyone else think this was about a guitar???



Yeah i did too

But this really shoud be in the sex thread
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#11
you couldnt find a hole because there wasnt one

your girlfriend was really a boy who did a homejob sex change and cut of his penis

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#12
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use fist

use penis

*new movie for friends*
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#13
lol, fail, go to the sex thread man.
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#14
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did anyone else think this was about a guitar???


yes i did
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use fist


then the thread would be "fisting fail" I am pretty sure more people would be in here very quick.
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#18
*reported*


but in case you were wondering, it means your girlfriend is a replicon.

and when you get a girlfriend that isn't a replicon, she's not gonna like it if you just stick it in there and poke. that's just going to irritate her.
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#19
Im a girl, i could help you out.

if you want, i could send diagrams and a bulleted list on what the correct procedure is
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#20
I thought this was about a guitar issue when I read that title,but I hoped it was about TS failing to pleasure a woman,and my hopes came to fruition.


Christmas miracles do happen I guess.

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#21
I dont understand why you thought it would be a good idea to start fingering your gf when. 1. There are 7 other people in the room with you and 2.You have no idea what your doing.
#22
I, for one, completely expected this to actually be about sex. Which you are terrible at, by the way.
#23
Lmfao, I'm on my phone, sorry for putting it in the wrong sextion. Alright... So more play then insert.. Thanks
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#26
Quote by Aerokizzombie
did anyone else think this was about a guitar???


Yeah, tell her to open her legs.
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Just push harder...it'll get warm and wet one way or another...

Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
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Quote by IMTHAMAN01013
Just push harder...it'll get warm and wet one way or another...


Yeah,either she'll get turned on or start bleeding from him smashing his hand into her pelvis repeatedly.

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#32
ITT: 14 year old bragging about his girlfriend.
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#35
To be honest, I thought this thread was going to be about playing guitar, and then every post would be a joke about 'fingering'.
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#37
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ITT: 14 year old bragging about his girlfriend.



bragging about fingering a chick while around 7 people...this sounds suspicious.
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#38
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er...you're doing it wrong
My girlfriend preferred just rubbing, and statistically, that's how most women masturbate. Not by actually inserting the fingers, just "rubbing one out" as it's called.
#39
@op

You'd better check that it wasn't a guy/tranny.
... or maybe you are better off not knowing.
#40
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My girlfriend preferred just rubbing, and statistically, that's how most women masturbate. Not by actually inserting the fingers, just "rubbing one out" as it's called.


Thanks, I actually am sorry for whatever I did to get all that flame.

I obviously knew I failed or I wouldn't have named the thread after it... I'm sure we've all done stupd things at 14...

So new approach, rub don't insert
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