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So yeah, what's the most romantic thing ever said to you beside "I love you" or any other cliches?
#4
how many of these damn threads will there be tonight?
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The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
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The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#5
Probably I love you. lol its about the only thing im able to say.

It's how you say it though, how you use your eyes how your touch her.

it melts my heart to see her heart melt when i do that.
#7
I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay

'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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#8
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Gave her my penis.

ohhh, im sorry, we were looking for penis in a box... penis in a box, better luck next time
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#9
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how many of these damn threads will there be tonight?

Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was the heart-melting thread, not the negativity thread.
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ohhh, im sorry, we were looking for penis in a box... penis in a box, better luck next time

Aw, well it was just fun to be on tv.
#10
One time I was at my college waiting for my mother to pick me up, so I took my guitar out and started to play on a bench, then some guy that I've seen around comes and says to me I look beautiful playing guitar with the sunlight over me. I smiled and said thanks and he shy'd away saying he had to go and finish a errand. He doesn't know it, but that really did make my day.
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#12
Quote by batman187
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was the heart-melting thread, not the negativity thread.

Aw, well it was just fun to be on tv.

What?

thats what I said...

(loose strings on her shirt )
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#13
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One time I was at my college waiting for my mother to pick me up, so I took my guitar out and started to play on a bench, then some guy that I've seen around comes and says to me I look beautiful playing guitar with the sunlight over me. I smiled and said thanks and he shy'd away saying he had to go and finish a errand. He doesn't know it, but that really did make my day.


Did he look like this?

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#14
"if i told you you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
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#16
'if I rubbed my hands in chilli powder, would you let me give you a handjob'

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#17
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What?

thats what I said...

(loose strings on her shirt )

you sly puss...
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Did he look like this?

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No, but close... he looked more like this...
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#19
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"if i told you you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

I find the most erotic part of a woman's body is the boobies.
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#21
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No, but close... he looked more like this... *HORRID PICTURE*


I puked in my mouth.

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#22
A couple weeks after my girlfriend had moved about 600 miles away, we were talking one night on the phone during a full moon. We had been talking for a while and we said how much we missed each other, and I asked her "Can you see the moon right now?"

She said she could. It was one of those nights were there was a very thin cloud cover, and the moon could shine on through while still maintaining an eerie glow. I told her to gaze at the moon, for her to imagine my face in it. I told her that I too would imagine her, and that way no matter how much we missed each other, we could be reminded how small the world is by being connected universally, and that whenever we talked from then on, we would have to find something in the physical world we could both see.

She cried her heart out and told me she loved me over and over, and when she came back for a visit a couple months later, we stayed up all night.
#23
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So yeah, what's the most romantic thing ever said to you beside "I love you" or any other cliches?


It was "I want to see your boobs..."

It came from a drunkard who was riding the same train home as I.

I am a guy.
#24
You are like the internet

I want to surf you all day >.>
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#26
I once said something utterly heart-melting to my girlfriend.
"Over the past few months, I've grown to not dislike you as much."

I'm a hopeless romantic, I'm sorry.
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#27
Quote by Pat_s1t
A couple weeks after my girlfriend had moved about 600 miles away, we were talking one night on the phone during a full moon. We had been talking for a while and we said how much we missed each other, and I asked her "Can you see the moon right now?"

She said she could. It was one of those nights were there was a very thin cloud cover, and the moon could shine on through while still maintaining an eerie glow. I told her to gaze at the moon, for her to imagine my face in it. I told her that I too would imagine her, and that way no matter how much we missed each other, we could be reminded how small the world is by being connected universally, and that whenever we talked from then on, we would have to find something in the physical world we could both see.

She cried her heart out and told me she loved me over and over, and when she came back for a visit a couple months later, we stayed up all night.


That's beautiful man.

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#29
"So pretty when you're angry..."

Failing that

She said: "I wish i could help you like you help me"
Me said: "You are helping *prolonged hug*"

She blushed, i saw it. I'm the man.








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#30
I told a girl that I was a nerd and all I did on weekends was stay at home and play games or go to the movies.
She said the sexiest thing I had ever heard and her voice only made it better.
"If you want, I'll come over and play with you."
#31
Quote by fearofthemark
I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay

'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah


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#32
i have a way with women...
i said the most romantic thing to a girl yesterday honestly.
it was sweet, cheesy, and cute
straight up i went to her and my exact words were "i wanna F*ck you"

it worked we had sex.
but then i was arrested for rape and murder oh well

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#33
Quote by batman187
you sly puss...

I have my moments...

Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#35
am i the only one who notices that the topic was "most romantic thing ever said to you" and not "most romantic thing you ever said?" because i painfully have no answer to the intended topic.

as for "most romantic thing you ever said," since that seems to be the popular one, i...also have no answer
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#36
"Oh God, Oh God, please don't hurt me, please don't kill me, i'll do anything."

I was having a conversation with a women and had my pepper spray out for protection. To stop her getting pregnant, y'know?
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#37
I don't want to talk about my past romantic gestures.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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#39
A girl once told me that if she were a boy and I were a girl then she'd fancy me.
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