#1
Alright. I searchbar'd, and i didn't think this should go in the sex thread, as it is not sex.

I have a Highschool dance coming up soon, and a big thing there is hooking up (Snogging, French kiss, etc.). I want to... But.. How?

I've got a rough idea. Kiss on the lips, put your tounge in, and suck their tongue? Am i right? Advice? HELP?
Consolation/Comforting?

Im nervous

EDIT: Sorry for the typo in the title! PLEASE help! I mean
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Last edited by p00 at Dec 21, 2009,
#2
just do what they're doing. dont worry. You'll get it in a matter of seconds.
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#3
no ideot.... you say close your eyes then throw feces in her face... get it right
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^that

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#7
Ohh k. Thanks, im still worried...
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#9
Brush your teeth and don't worry. It's not hard, man. Only way you can screw up is if you actually bite her tongue, which you won't cuz the Pit told you not to, right?
#10
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Ohh k. Thanks, im still worried...


Look. Everyone in the world who has kissed has had a first kiss. If it was rocket science, there would be classes on it. It's about as hard as learning how to play mary had a little lamb on piano. Wait, no. It's easier. If they open their mouth, open yours. If their tongue starts moving, do the same thing they're doing. It's not hard.


good luck!
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#11
only way to learn is to experience it first hand, oh and dont chew gum
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#12
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Look. Everyone in the world who has kissed has had a first kiss. If it was rocket science, there would be classes on it. It's about as hard as learning how to play mary had a little lamb on piano. Wait, no. It's easier. If they open their mouth, open yours. If their tongue starts moving, do the same thing they're doing. It's not hard.


good luck!


Wow. For some reason that post had an impact. Thankyou. I'll let you all know how it goes!
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#13
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only way to learn is to experience it first hand, oh and dont chew gum


there's nothing wrong with gum, it's good for your breath and keeps your mouth moist. Just keep it out of the way, or better yet, swallow it when you go for the kiss.
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Wow. For some reason that post had an impact. Thankyou. I'll let you all know how it goes!


have fun!
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#15
try not to throwup in their mouth

edit: or are you supposed to throw up in their mouth?????? omg i can't remember sex ed fffffffffffuuuuuuuuu
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there's nothing wrong with gum, it's good for your breath and keeps your mouth moist. Just keep it out of the way, or better yet, swallow it when you go for the kiss.


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#19
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try not to throwup in their mouth

edit: or are you supposed to throw up in their mouth?????? omg i can't remember sex ed fffffffffffuuuuuuuuu

its obviously their's.you already know what your barf taste like!
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#20
What everyone else said.
Lets just hope for your sake it doesn't go further then.
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#22
wear a dental dam. its like a mouth condom so u dont get aids
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#23
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wear a dental dam. its like a mouth condom so u dont get aids

It's on the tip of my tongue, what movie is that from that I'm thinking of?
Edit: Nevermind, it's from Knocked Up.
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#24
Ok .... Since No One Gave you some descent pointers beside the obvious shit..... heres some good tips........don,t flip your tongue around in her mouth like a fish slopping outta water ..... just caress her tongue with yours as she does to you....... and as your pullin away from the kiss, kinda give her lip a little pull , not really a bite , but suck it slowly as you pull away..... thats always good.....but don't over do it and over use it ....like don;t do it every damn time.......and don;t --DO NOT bump her teeth with yours....don't shove your face into hers like a recking ball cause your to nervous. Just start slow, and if she is more experienced then you then take it slow, and kinda learn from her and see what she does, that way you can kinda get a feel for what she likes in a kiss.....if she hasn't ever kissed any one either, well then your golden cause you can kinda learn from each other, but lastly, if she has experience or not, DO Not suck her face off and slober on her because your anxious and excited and go at her like an animal ..... THE END
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#25
Oh and if you get furthe then a kiss ......Make shure you at least get some head hahahaha.
Then at that point you don't have to worrry because your not kissin her with that set of lips haha.
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#27
If you're going to give good tips, dubtastic2009, learn2type.
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#28
For god's sake, aim!

I've ****ed up atleast 2 or 3 kisses by sticking my tongue in her eye or nostril. Not a pleasant experience...
#29
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oh also make sure you tell the girl you love her.

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#30
easy stuff just dont go all out crazy with the tongue and like shove it down her throat your tongues shold meet in the middle kinda sometimes
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#31
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just do what they're doing. dont worry. You'll get it in a matter of seconds.



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#32
If you blow in her ear, her pants fall off!
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#33
what the hell is Snooging?
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#34
Before you kiss, tell them you learnt all these new kiss techniques from UGs pit. your bound to get a bit further than kissing if you tell her that.
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#35
if you wanna drive her crazy, give her a soft little nibble on her bottom lip while you're sucking it. rawr.
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#36
Start out slow, and don't slobber allover her face... very unattractive wait for her to make the move to open mouth kiss, otherwise you may freak her out. If you feel her tongue on your lips, let her move in and go with it.
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#37
remember your hand, USE THEM. grab the girl's chest while kissing, they love it.
#38
Lick her teeth.
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#39
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Alright. I searchbar'd, and i didn't think this should go in the sex thread, as it is not sex.

I have a Highschool dance coming up soon, and a big thing there is hooking up (Snogging, French kiss, etc.). I want to... But.. How?

I've got a rough idea. Kiss on the lips, put your tounge in, and suck their tongue? Am i right? Advice? HELP?
Consolation/Comforting?

Im nervous

EDIT: Sorry for the typo in the title! PLEASE help! I mean

Is her name Ginny Weasley? And are you by chance going to the yule ball?

But just relax and you'll get it quickly
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#40
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Most important thing is to not suddenly grab her butt while you kiss. Groping leads to slapping.

Not if you move it down there slowly...