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#1
We all had days like that: maybe we were sleepy;
or got hit in the head, but we humans sometimes
do really strange stuff.
And then you get embarrassed in front of your family,
your friends, your doctor, your dog, cat, and so on.

So, what was your most embarrassing thing you did?
#3
I was on the monkey bars when some friends tried pulling me off but got my pants instead.

The whole school saw. And it was the one day I decided not to wear my underwear.

Thanks for bringing up suppressed memories, asshole
#6
i told a black guy "hey n*gger c'meer" thinking it was my friend

i quickly walked away after noticing it wasnt my friend
#7
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
you lie


A. I dont like boobs.

B. She almost filed me for sexual harrassment.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#8
Quote by Guitar0player
A. I dont like boobs.

B. She almost filed me for sexual harrassment.



A. YOU LIE


B. well that's not fun
#9
I was walking to class one day and I heard a friend call my name out from behind me. For some reason I had my left hand outstretched and as soon as I turned around my still outstretched hand hit this fat younger girl right in the tits.

I still can't look at that hand the same way
#10
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
A. YOU LIE


B. well that's not fun


My constant appearence in the GAYS thread should explain the reason...
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#11
Sure!

I don't really know what happened but I was acting really
strange last year at the seaside. I was talking nonsense
like this: me and my brother were playing a card game,
he tried to bluff, and I said : "You think that I am not stupid?"
#12
Quote by Guitar0player
A. I dont like boobs.


you....no....likey....the.....boobies?

edit: **** nevermind
#13
Quote by Guitar0player
My constant appearence in the GAYS thread should explain the reason...



even gay people like boobs. its not even a sexual thing, they're just... fun.


nawam sayn?
#14
Quote by catalan123
you....no....likey....the.....boobies?

Charming.
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#15
in 6th grade (7 years ago) i was trying to fix my friend's pen when it burst and got in my eye, prompting me to yell "arrrrrgh! i'vr got ink in my eye!!", which became a meme at my school.
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#16
My dog came into my room while I was fapping.
I couldn't look Wolfie in the eye for a week.
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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#17
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
even gay people like boobs. its not even a sexual thing, they're just... fun.


nawam sayn?


Nah, way too sexual.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#19
Quote by KTFM
I went to search to profile lurk this chick I had a thing for on Facebook... then realised I had actually posted her name on my Facebook status instead

I thought i was posting a comment on a friends status, instead my new status was "Yeah. I'm gay. Sue me."
#20
Well, this morning already, I've got friends round and I managed to knock a bowl of cereal over myself

That's just this morning
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#21
Christmas Day 2008

At a cousins house hole side of the family there, and this one asian lady that i had never seen before. As everyone sits down to eat there was a main table with about 20 seats aroiund it, and there were a few little two seat ones. Im sitting off to the side adn i turn to my brother and whisper"whos that asian lady?". It turns out i suck at whispering everyone that was there heard, stopped and turned.

I still have no idea who she was.
#22
A few years ago at my grandfather's funeral, all of us were in my aunt's house. And I sat down on who I thought was my cousin (NON sexual) Turns out it was my cousin's boyfriend.... I didn't know, they looked alike. So I offered him cheese.
#23
Quote by Guitar0player
A. I dont like boobs.

B. She almost filed me for sexual harrassment.


Wait, if she did file you for sexual harrassment, and it went through to court and stuff, couldn't you have just said you were gay, and win just like that?

Sorry i haven't read the rest of the thread and this might have already been covered.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#24
I was shaving my pubes in the shower this past weekend. I forgot to use the hair catcher thing and all the pubes went down the drain. After the shower, my parents start complaining that none of the faucets work. They called a plumber. This is what happened once the plumber found all the pubes in the pipes:

Plumber: I believe the problem was caused by a hairy situation.
My family:
Me:
Dad:
#25
Quote by donender
Wait, if she did file you for sexual harrassment, and it went through to court and stuff, couldn't you have just said you were gay, and win just like that?

Sorry i haven't read the rest of the thread and this might have already been covered.

I don't think sexual preference really matters. You did something sexually inappropriate. There are consequences.
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#26
Quote by RockGuitar92
I don't think sexual preference really matters. You did something sexually inappropriate. There are consequences.


Sorry if i sound really closed minded about this, but surely seeing as his preference isn't towards women, his actions aren't sexually inappropriate, just inappropriate in the way that she felt uncomfortable?
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#27
Quote by donender
Sorry if i sound really closed minded about this, but surely seeing as his preference isn't towards women, his actions aren't sexually inappropriate, just inappropriate in the way that she felt uncomfortable?

a sexual action is a sexual action, even if he didn't like it.

you think a gay man could rape a woman and get off by saying "oh i'm gay it doesn't count"?
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#28
There were 2 people, including myself, on the schoolbus, I fell asleep, the driver drove the other person home, couldn't see anyone in the rear view mirror, drove back to school, then I woke up and he saw me.

He was pissed. I didn't know what to say.
#29
Quote by sashki
There were 2 people, including myself, on the schoolbus, I fell asleep, the driver drove the other person home, couldn't see anyone in the rear view mirror, drove back to school, then I woke up and he saw me.

He was pissed. I didn't know what to say.

"Sorry man. Don't trip I'll walk home"
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^^SO KVLT!!
#30
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#31
Well yesterday was with a girl.
I'll cut out all the interesting parts and just leave in the part where I headbutted the back of her head with my eyebrow...
It was pretty hilarious, and embarrassing.
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#32
I am 21 years old. I have hemorrhoids.

In the past week I have not only had to buy Preparation H, but a bulk fiber laxative in busy grocery stores that only seem to have cute girls at the cash.

I win.
#33
Quote by denfilade
I was on the monkey bars when some friends tried pulling me off but got my pants instead.

The whole school saw. And it was the one day I decided not to wear my underwear.

Thanks for bringing up suppressed memories, asshole

Happened to me too, and it sucked because at that point I was hanging out with just the girls I was like 8 though so it's ok.
#35
I saw a hot guy at the park once and I wanted to start a conversation. I couldn't think of anything to say though and he was about to leave so I ended up blurting out really agressively, "DID YOU KILL THE DOG THAT LIVES NEXT DOOR?"

He was so ****ing scared.
XIAOXI
#36
Quote by cam_sampbell
Well, this morning already, I've got friends round and I managed to knock a bowl of cereal over myself

That's just this morning


You wasted good cereal!

#37
Quote by shattamakar
My dog came into my room while I was fapping.
I couldn't look Wolfie in the eye for a week.


why? did you hit him in the eye?
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#39
Quote by JaredGH26
The other day, after school, i leaned in to this girls car to kiss her. I did, then leaned up, and smashed my head on the hood of her car.

What was she doing under the hood of her car?
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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

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