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#3
CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding ginger weirdo pretending to pick items off shelves before crouching behind the shelf stacker.



Really though, it's bumming me out that people like that exist.

Quote by Lord-O-Donuts
I wonder who is behind this...


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#5
cheeky bastard.

EDIT:
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
it might just be easier to turn the other cheek and ignore these freaks


you're an asshole.
#DTWD
#10
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
Come on guys, we've got to crack this case.


oh, we'll get to the bottom of this for sure.
#DTWD
#12
Quote by KeepOnRotting
He'll be the butt of many jokes to come.

In hindsight it probably wasn't the smartest thing to do.
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#14
Quote by KeepOnRotting
He'll be the butt of many jokes to come.


aww man you beat me to the butt pun
#15
Quote by Kensai
In hindsight it probably wasn't the smartest thing to do.

It's probably because his parents never reared him correctly.
#16
Usually I'd join in, but I can't be arsed to make up a pun right now.
Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land
brutal
#17
if the guy who was getting his ass sniffed farted, would that repel the sniffer or attract him even more???
Quote by pedromiles101
you're not gonna want to take a dump in a gross, off-colored, vintage toilet. you want something that is white and pearly; something that shines. something that you can put your cheeks against and say, "f*** yeah"
#18
Watching the actual video is funnier than seeing the people's comments about it, and that's saying something.
#22
which section of the store were they in? if it was over by the milk, this is excusable. everything smells good in the dairy air.
#DTWD
#23
Guys don't be so harsh on him, I'm sure he's rearlly sorry.
*parp*
#25
Quote by sticksause
I smell a million puns coming...


I bet that guy ran like the wind.....
#26
Quote by primusfan
which section of the store were they in? if it was over by the milk, this is excusable. everything smells good in the dairy air.

That one took brains, well done.
#27
Quote by primusfan
which section of the store were they in? if it was over by the milk, this is excusable. everything smells good in the dairy air.

Genius.
#32
Quote by randomhero93
if the guy who was getting his ass sniffed farted, would that repel the sniffer or attract him even more???


I dont think he wanted to risk it, getting head fisted (headed?) while in work can't be nice
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#34
Quote by sglover34479
Cracka please.


hey now, i'm serious. if this guy's caught, his reputation is going straight down the shitter. i'd know. a friend of mine did this and it completely rectum when he applied for schools and jobs.
#DTWD
#37
Quote by KeepOnRotting
This guy is definitely getting colon his stocking this christmas.






fitting punishiment for such a heinous act.
#DTWD
#40
Quote by KeepOnRotting
This guy is definitely getting colon his stocking this christmas.


Made me laugh my ass off.
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