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#1
hey i smoked camels for a bit and they turned my fingers yellow switched back to marlboros and theyre staying like that. i didnt have a problem with reds turning my fingers yellow before so im guessing it was something to do with the camels and i wash my hands everytime after i smoke. anybody know how to get this to go away? id really appreciate an educated answer. tell me to quit smoking and you can go f*ck yourself.
#2
Quit... having fingers...
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#3
Use your feet to hold the cigarette so you can have yellow toes.
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#4
couldnt tell you, i smoke camels and i dont get any discoloration on my fingers
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#5
I had yellow fingers from smoking, what you need to do is mix up a dilute solution of silver nitrate, and soak your hands in it for 1-2 hours. Got the yellow off pretty good (you may need to do procedure again within the next week if yellow not fully gone).
Yours Sincerely,


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#6
it smoking man, all of them do it...which is why I want to quit.
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#7
see the problem with the toe thing is my fingers would still be yellow. i tried smoking lefty and it still doesnt go away.
#9
Quote by Nelsean
Use your feet to hold the cigarette so you can have yellow toes.


he should try it with the camels first, then he'll have a cameltoe

bad attempt at a pun

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#10
Quote by johnnyt222
see the problem with the toe thing is my fingers would still be yellow. i tried smoking lefty and it still doesnt go away.

lulz he took it seriously
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#11
thanks speakers. would you happen to know where i could find this stuff?
#12
Quote by Nelsean
Use your feet to hold the cigarette so you can have yellow toes.

this or use a prostetic hand
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#14
use some pretty powerful bleachbut only in very small amounts, should get rid of stains on your fingers.

Or you could just wait a long time and use a cigarette holder to smoke through (like in the 20s) but you'd look like a twat, and eventually your skin will rub off as it dies and new, clean layers will replace it.
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#15
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he should try it with the camels first, then he'll have a cameltoe

bad attempt at a pun

I thought that was very well done actually, 8/10

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#16
Use someone else's fingers.

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#17
haha yah i aint usin a damn cigarette holder. good thought but that is very twattish
#18
Quote by johnnyt222
thanks speakers. would you happen to know where i could find this stuff?


Go into your local science department at school/university and ask for 18molar silver nitrate. It should do the trick, good luck.
Yours Sincerely,


Dr. Speakers
#19
Quote by johnnyt222
haha yah i aint usin a damn cigarette holder. good thought but that is very twattish


Obviously you have never seen Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
#22
i have but im not gonna say he doesnt look like a assbite using that thing. i dig the movie and respect him as an actor but im not gonna get on my knees and suck his d*ck
#23
How often do you smoke? I smoke close to a pack a day and my fingers don't look like the Simpsons.
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#24
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lucky stripes ftw


I assume you mean Lucky Strikes?
#25
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How often do you smoke? I smoke close to a pack a day and my fingers don't look like the Simpsons.


sounds like bout the same as you
#26
Quote by speakers
Go into your local science department at school/university and ask for 18molar silver nitrate. It should do the trick, good luck.


Haha. you're a cruel, cruel person
#27
Taste it, see if it tastes like tobacco, usually happens according to my mama.
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#29
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Haha. you're a cruel, cruel person


Should we tell him? XDD

#30
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Should we tell him? XDD

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not to mention the hectic chemical burn he'd get at 18 molar
#31
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I thought that was very well done actually, 8/10


that means a lot coming from you

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#33
Speakers is a dick. But he is a doctor.
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#36
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yah kinda figured that out after the last post f*ckin asshole


you're a clever cookie
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#37
sorry im not a chemist. but i wasnt about to stick my hand in some chemical i wasnt familiar with
#38
Quote by speakers
I had yellow fingers from smoking, what you need to do is mix up a dilute solution of silver nitrate, and soak your hands in it for 1-2 hours. Got the yellow off pretty good (you may need to do procedure again within the next week if yellow not fully gone).



Chemist-nerd here; do this, it will work. trust me, I know a doctor.
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#39
Speaking of chemical burns, it stands to reason that if he burned himself with Hydrochloric Acid it would peel the yellow tinge off, right? Just slap some HCl on there!
#40
1. Pour vinegar into a bowl.

2. You can either dip your fingers into the bowl and leave them there or dip a cotton ball into the vinegar and then place on your finger. Leave on for a minimum of 30 seconds (most likely you'll need to keep it on longer for it to be more effective). You can also rub the vinegar into/around your skin if you like.

3.Remove from vinegar and wipe with a towel. You may wish to wash your hands afterwards to get rid of the vinegar smell, which can be quite strong.


I got his from an actual site TS, I'm not making it up.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2185255_remove-yellow-stains-fingers.html
Yours Sincerely,


Dr. Speakers
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