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#1
Who else has a traffic cone in there room. I got a yellow one that has funeral written on it (i stole it from a church parking lot)
#5
Why would people put a traffic cone in there room?

Note to self: Chain down my traffic cones.
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#6
who else can't distinguish between the three ways of spelling "their"?
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#7
Damn, TS, why won't you accept my ****ing friend request?

I want to be cool like you!
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#10
1. You stole a traffic cone

2. You stole it from a church

3. You stole it from a funeral

Stupid...
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#12
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Wow you guys are so funny, i wish i was as cool as all of you.

You brought it on yourself. Don't act surprised.
#13
Traffic cones were originally invented as a beer bong for road workers.
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#14
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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Who else has a traffic cone in there room. I got a yellow one that has funeral written on it (i stole it from a church parking lot)

You big badass, look at you robing a church that probably had 1 old person inside.
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#21
One time me and my friend went to this school in the middle of the night and found a traffic cone on the roof of a building. It's mine now.
#22
Unbeknownst to the OP, he has another traffic cone.

It's lodged in his colon.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
You are so hardcore.

I hope you dont use the cone for immoral purposes?
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#24
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You are so hardcore.

I hope you dont use the cone for immoral purposes?


Ice cream cone?
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#25
I used to have one in the trunk of my car for the longest time. After about a year I just threw it out.
#28
Pfft, come back when you have a Taco Bell sign in your posession.
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#29
umm....... why would I want a traffic cone in my room?
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#30
It was what seemed to be just another sunday morning for little Minion2580. But little did he know that the actions he would make that day would forever change his life.

A rebel without a cause, Minion2580 found himself dazed at a funeral in a church parkinglot after a night of heavy drinking, bar room brawling, and spousal abuse. He spotted a cone, a lone cone, a cone in desperate need of a friend. He had to think fast. Take the lonely cone with him, or just continue on his way back to the bar. The decision had been made. Minion 2580 jumped at the cone like a feral jungle cat just barely avoiding the elderly man with the walky talky. Little Minion2580 ran for his life, cone in hand, and somehow was able to escape the treacherous booby traps of the church parking lot. Upon returning to the bar, he noticed on the television the news was blaring "FIERCE TRAFFIC CONE THIEF ON THE LOOSE". They showed his picture on the screen. The glares from the bar room attendants pierced the very center of his soul. He knew there was only one other option. He jumped through the bar window, landing on a conveniently placed motorcycle. He tore out of the bars parking lot at blinding speeds. Racing to his house, he looked over his shoulder to see not one, not two, but one man chasing him down in his rascal electric scooter. It was the elderly man. He turned down alleyways trying to lose him but he just couldnt. He swerved in and out of traffic, until he finally lost sight of the elderly man. He turned his back again and he didnt believe what he saw. The elderly man had cut him off! they were neck and neck fighting for the traffic cone! they were coming up an a thin alleyway. only one would make it. Minion2580 knew he had to make it through. So he flared up the collar on his leather jacket, gave the elderly man a wink, and then proceeded to kick his rascal scooter with such tremendous force that he spun out and hit the wall. Minion2580 had become victorious! He then decided to return to his apartment, pour himself some scotch in a dirty glass, and look in awe at his trophy. The church funeral cone was his! He had earned it. The only thing left to do now was go onto the internet and share his story with anyone willing to listen.


So is the story of Minion 2580
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#31
What was going through your head when you made a thread about this? Did you think we'd actually care?
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It was what seemed to be just another sunday morning for little Minion2580. But little did he know that the actions he would make that day would forever change his life.

A rebel without a cause, Minion2580 found himself dazed at a funeral in a church parkinglot after a night of heavy drinking, bar room brawling, and spousal abuse. He spotted a cone, a lone cone, a cone in desperate need of a friend. He had to think fast. Take the lonely cone with him, or just continue on his way back to the bar. The decision had been made. Minion 2580 jumped at the cone like a feral jungle cat just barely avoiding the elderly man with the walky talky. Little Minion2580 ran for his life, cone in hand, and somehow was able to escape the treacherous booby traps of the church parking lot. Upon returning to the bar, he noticed on the television the news was blaring "FIERCE TRAFFIC CONE THIEF ON THE LOOSE". They showed his picture on the screen. The glares from the bar room attendants pierced the very center of his soul. He knew there was only one other option. He jumped through the bar window, landing on a conveniently placed motorcycle. He tore out of the bars parking lot at blinding speeds. Racing to his house, he looked over his shoulder to see not one, not two, but one man chasing him down in his rascal electric scooter. It was the elderly man. He turned down alleyways trying to lose him but he just couldnt. He swerved in and out of traffic, until he finally lost sight of the elderly man. He turned his back again and he didnt believe what he saw. The elderly man had cut him off! they were neck and neck fighting for the traffic cone! they were coming up an a thin alleyway. only one would make it. Minion2580 knew he had to make it through. So he flared up the collar on his leather jacket, gave the elderly man a wink, and then proceeded to kick his rascal scooter with such tremendous force that he spun out and hit the wall. Minion2580 had become victorious! He then decided to return to his apartment, pour himself some scotch in a dirty glass, and look in awe at his trophy. The church funeral cone was his! He had earned it. The only thing left to do now was go onto the internet and share his story with anyone willing to listen.


So is the story of Minion 2580


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#34
give me back my cone you little prick. show some respect for my little sister you ****ing heathen.
#35
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give me back my cone you little prick. show some respect for my little sister you ****ing heathen.

fail

someone already tried to do a thread like that.


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#36
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It was what seemed to be just another sunday morning for little Minion2580. But little did he know that the actions he would make that day would forever change his life.

A rebel without a cause, Minion2580 found himself dazed at a funeral in a church parkinglot after a night of heavy drinking, bar room brawling, and spousal abuse. He spotted a cone, a lone cone, a cone in desperate need of a friend. He had to think fast. Take the lonely cone with him, or just continue on his way back to the bar. The decision had been made. Minion 2580 jumped at the cone like a feral jungle cat just barely avoiding the elderly man with the walky talky. Little Minion2580 ran for his life, cone in hand, and somehow was able to escape the treacherous booby traps of the church parking lot. Upon returning to the bar, he noticed on the television the news was blaring "FIERCE TRAFFIC CONE THIEF ON THE LOOSE". They showed his picture on the screen. The glares from the bar room attendants pierced the very center of his soul. He knew there was only one other option. He jumped through the bar window, landing on a conveniently placed motorcycle. He tore out of the bars parking lot at blinding speeds. Racing to his house, he looked over his shoulder to see not one, not two, but one man chasing him down in his rascal electric scooter. It was the elderly man. He turned down alleyways trying to lose him but he just couldnt. He swerved in and out of traffic, until he finally lost sight of the elderly man. He turned his back again and he didnt believe what he saw. The elderly man had cut him off! they were neck and neck fighting for the traffic cone! they were coming up an a thin alleyway. only one would make it. Minion2580 knew he had to make it through. So he flared up the collar on his leather jacket, gave the elderly man a wink, and then proceeded to kick his rascal scooter with such tremendous force that he spun out and hit the wall. Minion2580 had become victorious! He then decided to return to his apartment, pour himself some scotch in a dirty glass, and look in awe at his trophy. The church funeral cone was his! He had earned it. The only thing left to do now was go onto the internet and share his story with anyone willing to listen.


So is the story of Minion 2580


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#37
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#38
Wow TS, This thread really isn't turning out how you thought it would, huh?
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#39
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umm....... why would I want a traffic cone in my room?


umm maybe so people will know to not walk behind it cause theres something wrong there
#40
Wear it on your head with a white mask and we'll all call you conehead. Man you stole from a church, that's the ultimate low.
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