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#1
So yeah, lamest band names you've ever heard of?

For me it'd have to be uhh... dragonforce.


smells like virgin nerds.
#2
Lame thread is lame.


OT:
Metallicum.

I mean SERIOUSLY?
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#3
The Butthole Surfers
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#5
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Lame thread is lame.


OT:
Metallicum.

I mean SERIOUSLY?



sounds like a pornographic metallica cover band.
#7
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

They really exist, they're a Mexican gore grind band. This name is so lame it's almost cool ^^
#9
Any band that doesnt put spaces between words I.E. wethoughtthisbandnamewasclever..
Well its not clever.. and its not big.
Nothing against the bands themselves as they may be decent, just a pet peeve of mine.
Also if Slayer had stuck with their original name of Dragon Slayer i doubt anyone would have taken them seriously.
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#11
GWAR

EDIT: LMFAO


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The Butthole Surfers

fail

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Foo Fighters.

I like them and understand what it means. It just sucks.

super fail
#12
I agree with Dragonforce. Also The Devil Wears Prada is pretty lame.

Edit: I should also add that pretty much any band name with the word "Dragon" in it is lame.
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#13
Just about every generic -core band ever.

Kamelot's pretty lame too.
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#14
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GWAR

EDIT: LMFAO


fail


super fail


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#16
The Skid Marks, it's humuorous though
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#17
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Any band that doesnt put spaces between words I.E. wethoughtthisbandnamewasclever..
Well its not clever.. and its not big.
Nothing against the bands themselves as they may be decent, just a pet peeve of mine.
Also if Slayer had stuck with their original name of Dragon Slayer i doubt anyone would have taken them seriously.



Sometimes I think they try too hard to sound heavy
#19
Fightstar
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keep it fast, keep it epic, and for god sake mention dragons.
#20
Brokencyde.
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#22
The Cumshots, Pig destroyer and Anal ****... Ehh wait a second... that are awesome band names:p
#23
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Metallica is a ****ing shit name. So is Megadeth.


There's no denying this really
But they came from the 80's where hair metal had some far worse band names.
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#24
My band is called The Beef. I've been told that's pretty lame.
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#26
Some arnt really bands but most are mainstream popoular artists and unfortunately:

The Tings Tings
The Saturdays
The Arctic Monkies
Lady Gaga
N-Dubz

etc
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#27
Nevershoutnever

Eatmewhileimhot

3OH!3

brokeNCYDE

Attack! Attack!

Dance Gavin Dance

Basically all bands that scene kids listen to have really stupid names, and I'm not sure why.
#28
Nickleback

WTF

Pennywise

WTF

Austrian Death Machine

YES but
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My band is called The Beef. I've been told that's pretty lame.


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#31
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Austrian Death Machine

YES but

It's a joke band about Arnold Schwarzenegger, how is that not fitting?
#33
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Is that why you're called The Beef? Say yes even if it's a lie.
Why else would we be called The Beef?
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#34
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Foo Fighters.

I like them and understand what it means. It just sucks.


I agree, it connotes the title of a cheap kung fu movie.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#35
really
alright i'll say it
the jonas brothers?
three days grace
bobaflex
jimmy eat world
pixies(even though theyre a great band)
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#36
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Why else would we be called The Beef?

Penis joke?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#38
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It's a joke band about Arnold Schwarzenegger, how is that not fitting?

I know, it was a lame attempt at a lol stack
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#39
bring me the horizon
bullet for my valentine (but i love both of them to death anyway)
but agree with gyroschope brokencyde have a shitty name to go with there shitty sound
afi ( a fire inside)
alexisonfire is just ennoying cuase at first i was never sure if it was alex is on fire or alexis on fire
august burns red
avenged seven fold
between the buried and me
the list goes on

oh and slipknot
#40
Attack! Attack!

EDIT: Oh, already been said. Ok then, As I Lay Dying... Puddle of Mudd... Saliva... Theory of a Deadman.
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