The Karate Kid Trailer (remake with Will Smiths son and Jackie Chan)

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#3
I lol'ed at the end
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#5
Jackie Chan doesn't seem like a good choice for Mr. Miyagi. Mr. Miyagi is calm and cool, but in all of his movies, Jackie Chan seems to never know what he's doing. (I know he is, but his character doesn't)

Edit: I saw the clip. The kid is way too young. But the ending is one of the funniest things I've seen.
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#7
Looks pretty cool.
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#8
"Chan plays Mr. Han, a maintenance man who spots his black-eye and offers to teach him both martial arts and Chinese, so he can defend against all the kung-fu students."

I thought black people can't get black eyes?
#9
I thought it was gonna be called the Kung Fu kid? Anyway, when I first heard about this, however many weeks/months ago, I actually thought it was gonna be really good, but the trailer made it seem a bit rubbish to be frank, though the end was pretty good.
#10
If we ignore for a moment how this will absolutely never live up to the original, it has the potential to be ok, except for the fact that the kids are like 9 years old and jackie chan is beating the crap out of them. That has to be illegal.
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"Chan plays Mr. Han, a maintenance man who spots his black-eye and offers to teach him both martial arts and Chinese, so he can defend against all the kung-fu students."

I thought black people can't get black eyes?

#12
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If we ignore for a moment how this will absolutely never live up to the original, it has the potential to be ok, except for the fact that the kids are like 9 years old and jackie chan is beating the crap out of them. That has to be illegal.

Come on, the guy has hurt himself loads of times doing stunts. I think he deserves to let out his frustrations on a group of 9 year old midget ninjas.
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WIN. Jackie Chan rules.
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#15
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#18
Wow, this should be just great.

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#21
Fuck yeah, Jackie Chan!
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#22
He's gonna teach the kid how to kick someone's ass using a cactus.
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#23
It doesn't look that bad if you ignore the title. Just average Hollywood crap.
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#24
It looks like it might be good. I don't think it will live up to the original movie, but it still has potential. I think the biggest problem is that the kid seems so young. It would have been better with someone who was 14-15 I think.
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#26
I can actually feel my childhood dying.

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#28
i read somewhere there are 75 remakes in preproduction, lazy ass hollywood
#29
Will Smith ftw.

dunno about this though..
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#31
lol....I'm actually going to go see this idc if it sucks...I'd think it'll be pretty funny seeing jackie chan kicking some 9 year olds ass...
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"Daddy I want to be the karate kid and I want it NOW"
I don't think I would be surprised if that's really how it happened.
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#37
i really hate will smioth nowerdays, when i heard he wanted to remake oldboy with speildberg i vowed never to watch any of his films in the cinema, thank god theyv cancelled it
#38
Another thing I noticed about the trailer, what the hell is with his arms when he says, "I just want to go home!"? He's talking to his mother.
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#40
Better have the great 80's hit, "You're The Best" by Joe Esposito. All I'm saying...
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