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#2
First one's priceless.
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#5


The **** kinda santa is that?



And he is staring at that kid far too intently.

Edit:




Edit 2: ****. ctb wins again.
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Last edited by JacobLampman at Dec 22, 2009,
#10
Quote by JacobLampman


Quote by diofan88
Life's too short to drink cheap beer.
Quote by beadhangingOne
Every band is a lotr metal band. Metal is like Guile's theme for Lotr.
Quote by mcjosh
Whoever thinks Japan deserved the tsunami in any way should just go away and fucking die alone.
#13
Quote by ctb
Bump



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#16


This guy is definitely pissed.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#17
Quote by rabidguitarist


This guy is definitely pissed.
lol "Hello, shunn, what would you like for Chrisshhmashsh...*hic*"
#18
dude., that shoop was ****ing hilarious! Didn't see that coming!
Quote by Invader Jim
The questions people ask here makes me wonder how the TS's dress themselves in the morning and can shower without drowning...
#19
Definitely this:

This is even better!

Oh god, is he feeling them up?!

I don't think he even tried:
Last edited by jimmyled at Dec 23, 2009,
#20
This card got removed from Tescos for being 'offensive'.

VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#21
Quote by rabidguitarist
This card got removed from Tescos for being 'offensive'.


Santa ought to sue them, everyone knows noone loves gingers.
#22
Quote by rabidguitarist
This card got removed from Tescos for being 'offensive'.



I found it ovablasticly funny.
#26
Quote by CrimsonBizzare
Santa will be cumming down all of you chineys and leaving 'presents'.



ahurrdurr u trooly r a troo comidianz olololololol
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#27


EDIT: Damn, not working.
RIG
Guitars:
Fender American Strat
Carvin Bolt
Aria Fa 71
Epiphone Les Paul
Yamaha FG700S

Amps:
Hughes and Kettner Trilogy Half Stack
Marshall MG *hides*

Pedals:
Dunlop Crybaby
Last edited by JAZZ_MAN919 at Dec 23, 2009,
#28


this has a lot of potential
Rush Rocks

Quote by Braiton
If Beiber is our generation's Cobain I can't see how that is a bad thing.
Just make sure the shotgun is loaded.
#30
Quote by JacobLampman


I always wondered what became of John Major.
Quote by CFH82
Ejaculate in MY moustache?!

Music is just wiggly air. Accept it or leave it.ಠ_ಠ
#35
lolwut.


EDIT:
For sale:
Schecter C1 Classic.
Schecter 007 Elite.
Randall G2 Head.
Crate 4x12 cab.
Line 6 POD XT.
Samson PG2200 power amp.
Last edited by AustinxAtomic at Dec 23, 2009,
#37
^


For sale:
Schecter C1 Classic.
Schecter 007 Elite.
Randall G2 Head.
Crate 4x12 cab.
Line 6 POD XT.
Samson PG2200 power amp.
#38
Quote by jimmyled


"youre next" haha
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
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