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#1
It says, "Heey howz it goin stud " so chances are it's from an attention-seeking 13 year old girl or a creeper prentending to be an attention-seeking 13 year old girl.


TEXTING AND ASKING NAME IS NOT AN OPTION.

WHAT DO I DO!?

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#3
Quote by jimmy_neutron
Why is texting and asking who they are not an option?

WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO ASK QUESTIONS DAMMIT

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#5
whats the number? lets all text her back!
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#6
text "wat up dawg"
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#7
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whats the number? lets all text her back!




I smell a huge lawsuit.
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#9
Quote by WyvernOmega
It says, "Heey howz it goin stud " so chances are it's from an attention-seeking 13 year old girl or a creeper prentending to be an attention-seeking 13 year old girl.


TEXTING AND ASKING NAME IS NOT AN OPTION.

WHAT DO I DO!?


don't text back?
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#10
Quote by BlueSquirtachu


I smell a huge lawsuit.



Umm uhh...

Its not like I'm going to track her down and brutally molest her or anything!.....
<.<
>.>


Seriously, whats the number?
"Breasts the size of watermelons" is what Moses said to the Egyptians
#11
Quote by rock.freak667
don't text back?


I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#12
no one actually uses the word stud legitimately, right?
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#13
Quote by WyvernOmega


when you end up on the news...I'll be like and then be like
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#14
inb4 masturbation
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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#16
send her a picture of your alpine white gibson

if u no wut i mean LOL
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#17
answer with
i was just furiously masturbating until i got rudely interrupted by a random text message
#18
Post number on /b/.


Thinking about it, they probably won't do anything with it anymore.
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#19
Send her a picture of pedobear, and say "Im comin to get you!"
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#21
Quote by sporkman7
Send them a picture of your vagina.


laughed out loud so hard when i read that... hahaha
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#22
Someone smoked during incubation boys...
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#23
Call him/her/them/it and threaten to kill him/her/them/it.
Yours sincerely,

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#24
Like my last potentially big thread, I'll check on it tomorrow morning and I WILL do something.

Keep it alive, pit bretheren

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#26
Quote by WyvernOmega
an attention-seeking 13 year old girl



...why should that matter, since odds are you are an attention seeking 13 year old boy. Grow up, learn how to respond to text messages without consulting the internet first.
#27
Well text me back, you stallion

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#28
'Are you looking for along term relationship?'
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#29
Quote by sxymnky777
...why should that matter, since odds are you are an attention seeking 13 year old boy. Grow up, learn how to respond to text messages without consulting the internet first.


According to TS birthday on his profile page, he actually is 13
#30
Oh, I have an idea.

Grow a pair and find out who the hell it is.
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#31
Quote by denfilade
According to TS birthday on his profile page, he actually is 13


Say hi

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Reading: The Hobbit

Watching: How I met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, 24

Listening: Muse - The 2nd Law
#33
Quote by denfilade
According to TS birthday on his profile page, he actually is 13


And his about me says "...Well, I'm desperate for attention."

Ironic.
Last edited by sxymnky777 at Dec 23, 2009,
#35
Its your sister, you sick bastard.
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


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#37
Quote by WyvernOmega
WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO ASK QUESTIONS DAMMIT

clear up your schedule.


ask her what her goddamn name is. then send her pics of your penis. if she responds, throw her in the net and take her to your treehouse. You can play survivor. (being savages for 39 days and then eat her)
#38
Quote by WyvernOmega
Like my last potentially big thread, I'll check on it tomorrow morning and I WILL do something.

Keep it alive, pit bretheren


I'm afraid the chances of this being a "big thread" are absolutely 0. this will last until we are bored of rape and cannibalism references, or until a mod closes it to stop our bloodlust.
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