#1
Title says it all.

Im bored, so I thought of this.

Nothing awesome ever happened to me,so no story here.
#2
i've been in space. not awesome enough? did i mention the part where i seduced and FUCKED an alien woman? well I did now. first ever interplanetary contact, and the first thing I did was introduce their species to the thing our species at a whole is best at. INTENSE PENIS. suck my awesome dick, Earth.
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Dec 23, 2009,
#3
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
i've been in space. not awesome enough? did i mention the part where i seduced and FUCKED an alien? that's right. first ever interplanetary contact, and I was the first to mate with their women. suck my dick earth.

I remember that - you were good.
#4
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
i've been in space. not awesome enough? did i mention the part where i seduced and FUCKED an alien woman? well I did now. first ever interplanetary contact, and I kicked it off by being an ambassador to their species with penis. suck my dick earth.

Yeah i think we can't top that.

/thread
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#6
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
i've been in space. not awesome enough? did i mention the part where i seduced and FUCKED an alien woman? well I did now. first ever interplanetary contact, and I kicked it off by being an ambassador to their species with intense penis. suck my awesome dick, Earth.


i've seen bigger
#7
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
i've been in space. not awesome enough? did i mention the part where i seduced and FUCKED an alien woman? well I did now. first ever interplanetary contact, and I kicked it off by being an ambassador to their species with intense penis. suck my awesome dick, Earth.

There he goes, homeboy fucked a martian once.

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Berserker.
#8
Well... it will be when I leave this shitty thread.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#9
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I got laid.


What a pathetic story. Alien relations on the other hand...
YNWA
#10
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
i've been in space. not awesome enough? did i mention the part where i seduced and FUCKED an alien woman? well I did now. first ever interplanetary contact, and I kicked it off by being an ambassador to their species with intense penis. suck my awesome dick, Earth.


yep threads dead. no ones topping that.
#12
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yep threads dead. no ones topping that.



sorry guys, It's just how awesome god made me. again, sorry. just carry on the thread like I never posted.
#13
Spam thread is spamy *reported*
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