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#2
They should force the father to have sex with a male prostitute.
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#4
I wish my dad would pay me a prostitute when I was 14
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#5
This kid should be lucky. His dad gets him laid.
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#9
"Charged with rape of his son" They make it sound like a bad thing that his dad got him laid.
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#10
What an abhorrent thing to do!

Sorry for the pun. Anyway, this dad is a little paranoid, and probably more than a little bit homophobic.
#12
Lucky bastard. Wish my dad would buy ME a prostitute...
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#13
Turns out the kid was gay if he cried though so...

Maybe his dad wasn't so far off.
#14


As stated previously, MY dad never paid for my ho. Wtf?
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As stated previously, MY dad never paid for my ho. Wtf?


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This is truly whoriffic.
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What an awesome dad!

No. What a horrible dad.
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#22
Bastard, he got his Christmas present early.


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Bastard, he got his Christmas present early.


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They should force the father to have sex with a male prostitute.

well he probably will end up in prison..
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They should force the father to have sex with a male prostitute.


Agreed.
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#26
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well he probably will end up in prison..

Where he won't have to pay for it.
#27
Sounds like what happened to Michael Jackson.

Only he gave the prostitutes Jehovah's Witness pamphlets...
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Where he won't have to pay for it.

The boy didn't pay for his prostitute, did he?
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#32
His whoroscope was pretty negative.
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#33
Didn't any of you read the whole article? Apparently the kid molested his little brother, which made the dad take him to the prostitute to fix things himself.
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rocky is like bogan capital of australia just about there is so much random shit going on there...
#36
Most 14 year olds would have loved a prostitute, he should've just flipped her over and did his thing.
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Most 14 year olds would have loved a prostitute, he should've just flipped her over and did his thing.


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#38
man kid got lucky. He gotsa prostitute WITH HIS DADS PERMISSION. Thats ****ing awesome. Maybe the kid knew that if started acting gay then he'd get a prostitute.
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Most 14 year olds would have loved a prostitute, he should've just flipped her over and did his thing.

He gay, remember?
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