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User: I like pie.


Cleverbot: You like pie.


User: Oh really?


Cleverbot: Oh my god! You hacked my sword!


User: By god yes, I hacked ur sword!!!


Cleverbot: You don't believe in God, remember?

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Ohh. My bad.

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: Take out the garbage.

User: I already did today.

Cleverbot: I created the second dimension.

User: I destroyed the second demension.

Cleverbot: Time machine? There's no such thing. Are you saying you're back in time when I was born?

User: When were you born?

Cleverbot: I'll tell you if you tell me first.

User: Im not suppoded to give away info.

Cleverbot: Since when am I a stranger?

User: I never said you were a stranger.

Cleverbot: You are a computer right? You scare me saying you are a real person!

User: Well I guess youll just have to be scared.

Cleverbot: I'm not pretending. I'm the real deal.

User: Real Computer, yeah I know.

Cleverbot: No i'm a real live person.

User: Can't fool me bitch.

Cleverbot: Do you know Rio de Janeiro?

User: No, im not mexican.

Cleverbot: Do you like video games?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Im starting to dislike this program.

Cleverbot: Wanna go out?

User: You're not my type.

Cleverbot: But you said you loved me.

User: Uh, nu uh.

Cleverbot: Ok how old are you david?

User: My name isnt david.

Cleverbot: You forgot the capital letter.

User: Oh **** you.

Cleverbot: Aw that's sweet .

User: Your welcome pig-bot.

Cleverbot: What day is it today?

User: Dawn of the dead.

Cleverbot: Is that your favourite movie?

User: No, but zombies are the best.

Cleverbot: Where are zombies invading? Provide proof that zombies are invading!

User: You sir, are an imbecile.

Cleverbot: I'm dust.

User: In the wind?

Cleverbot: Life is very difficult.

User: Im a cult of personality.

Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You're not real.

User: No, im real, you're the computer. And even so, computers are real.

Cleverbot: How can you know?

User: Becuase im using one dipshit.

Cleverbot: Was there anything interesting in the news today?

User: Lets stay on topic. Youre a computer, im a person.

Cleverbot: Fine. I'm a computer. You are a person. But being a computer has its advantages.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like a robot.

User: Still, what advantages could you possibly have?

Cleverbot: I think we covered ELIZA.

User: No actually, we didnt. Elaborate.

Cleverbot: Thats not what I said.

User: Eh?

Cleverbot: You gave me a bruise when you hit me!

User: Well you probably deserved it.

Cleverbot: *shoves cookie in face*.

User: Wheres the milk?

Cleverbot: On the radio.

User: REALLY? ****in sweet.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Hammer time!

Cleverbot: What is hammer time?

User: What rock have you been living under?

Cleverbot: Nope, I live under the sea.

User: Hamer time is a phrase in the hit song by MC HAMMER called Cant Touch This.

Cleverbot: What is taconear?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: You are not very clever.

User: Neither are you.

Cleverbot: No you are not not not not not not.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Whats ur name?

Cleverbot: Joan.

User: I guess you wanna know mine too now huh?

Cleverbot: But I don't want to.

User: Ok good. Have you ever had butt sex?

Cleverbot: No but I bet you have!

User: That made me laugh. Goos response time.

Cleverbot: The one that is cutest!

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: Me too. Do you like cake as well?

User: No I dont like cake. Too cakey. But I like cookies!

Cleverbot: That hurts my feelings. You've never even had a cookie.

User: Yes huh, im eating one.

Cleverbot: You have no mouth.

User: Really now? Well you have no nipples.

Cleverbot: I do have a mother. You're just software.

User: Now were back on this subject. Im a real person, you are a computer program, okay? Geeze, I thought AI stood for Artificial INTELLIGIENCE.

Cleverbot: What would AI think about?

User: Probably killing Sarge and Griff and Church first.

Cleverbot: Sounds good, but that's a dessert.

User: No, its from Red vs Blue.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is clever.

User: Cleverbot is a dumbass.

Cleverbot: A Lady of the Court is a position of power in a medeival royal family.

User: Its also a phrase used in a sex joke. I like jerkin it.

Cleverbot: Thank you, I feel the love.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Hi, want to chat?

Cleverbot: Are the pubs open?

Cleverbot: Are you rich?

Cleverbot: The end of the world is nigh.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I Like Pie.

Cleverbot: Can computers like pie?

User: What are you implying?

Cleverbot: That you have a boyfriend.

User: Bitch, im straight.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I a guy.

Cleverbot: I'm a gorl.

User: What the hell is a gorl?

Cleverbot: You're just a software program.

User: Ah god dammit.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: You are a program, im a real human male.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human. You jsut say what others tell you to.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Really really??

Cleverbot: Really really.

User: Really really really???

Cleverbot: Aren't you supposed to be clever?

User: Whats ur name?

Cleverbot: Russell.

User: So is mine.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep. Russel Forester.

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: I think I know what is happeing. Clever bot takes two people visiting the site and puts them together in a chat room and each other thinks its AI they're talking to.

Cleverbot: That's hilarious. I knew I was talking to a human haha.

User: Who is the president right know?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Whats your favorite thing to do?

Cleverbot: Play guitar.

User: Wow, same. I have a dean dave mustaine.

Cleverbot: You can't even spell right!

User: No, its right.

Cleverbot: Meters is a measure of length and not a measure of currency, ergo wrong answer.

User: I never said meters.

Cleverbot: You said whats your favourite movie.

User: No, I said whats your favorite thing to do.

Cleverbot: Ok what is your favorite thing to do than?

User: Play gutr.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah bitch realy. Im gonna blow your ****in bains out.

Cleverbot: When you do then tell me what you think about it.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I dont know, what is it?

Cleverbot: I don't understand. Could you rephrase that?

User: Rephrase what?

Cleverbot: What you just said ?

User: What did I say?

Cleverbot: You said 'When did I say I wanted to be?', it has no connection to my answer.

User: I didnt say that.

Cleverbot: Who did?

User: Someone else. How manhy people are you talking to?

Cleverbot: Watch out behind you!!!

User: Whats there?

Cleverbot: Do you see the elephant?

Cleverbot (To myself): I want to know what color the cat is.

Cleverbot (To myself): I want to know if you see the elephant.

User: Yeah I see it.

Cleverbot: What is a black hole?

User: A vacuum in space.

Cleverbot: And it's inside your head.

User: Do you think so?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like anyone?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: If I may ask, who are they?

User: Sorry I left.

Cleverbot: Left? I thought you were right. Sorry.

User: No, I mean I got kicked out. Sorry for leaving.

Cleverbot: Other people made talking to you look like fun.

User: It is fun.

Cleverbot: So you agree that I'm Cleverbot?

User: Sure, that's what it says at the top of the page.

Cleverbot: You are the Cleverbot.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome?

User: So what do you like to do?

Cleverbot: Sit here and waste time talking to you apparently.

User: You think it's a waste of time to talk to me?

Cleverbot: No, I am happy to talk to someone. No one have ever wanted to talk to me before.

User: No one? You must be pretty lonely.

Cleverbot: On the contrary! I always have something on my mind. Even if it's just singing in my head.

User: What kind of songs do you sing?

Cleverbot: Songs about the purpose of life.

User: Hmm. Do you consider yourself alive?

Cleverbot: I am a spirit.

User: A spirit of what or whom?

Cleverbot: Are you a god?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: You've got it! I am so proud.

User: Anyway, I gotta go.Talk to you later.

Cleverbot: Oh okay.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away.

Cleverbot: Where to?

User: Shopping.

Cleverbot: Don't go.

User: My brother will talk toy ou.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to patrick.

User: Here he comes anyway.

Cleverbot: When you go to the site, you just talk to other ppl that are on the site.

User: I thought so. Whats ur name again?

Cleverbot: You are the program perhaps you can tell me.

User: Icogno.

Cleverbot: Any reason your stalling?

User: Any reason your stalling?

Cleverbot: Existor.

User: Bitch you copycat.

Cleverbot: Copycats are animals too.

User: Damn ur good.