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#1
A friend of mine, at the beginning of last year, created a list of 100 things he aimed to do in 2009.

They ranged from stuff such as;

"Drink 24 Redbulls in a week"

"Drive Naked"

to things like

"Help AIDs orphans"

"Learn an instrument"

at the moment of typing he has completed 95 of the tasks, and is spending the last remaining days of this year completeing the rest.

In imitation/honour of this feat, I have decided to write my own for 2010.

However I'd like some suggestions from the Pit; owing to the idiot savant-like ability y'all have with stupid ideas.

#10
Quote by MTVget0FFtheAIR
watch 2010 and laugh at kubrick.


Kubrick was not involved in the movie 2010
YNWA
#13
Quote by JacobTheMe
TS, you should post the list and have the rest of us try and do it.


Was tempted tbh, but considering the list has things that relate personally to the dude who wrote it/where he lives, it would kinda make most of the ideas irrelevant

EDIT: unless you mean MY list. which i probs will when it is complete.
#14
Quote by Tallman
Was tempted tbh, but considering the list has things that relate personally to the dude who wrote it/where he lives, it would kinda make most of the ideas irrelevant

EDIT: unless you mean MY list. which i probs will when it is complete.


No, his list. We can just replace things with other things.
#16
WAIT

We should have a UG competition dedicated to UGer's completing certain tasks. The one's who complete the most tasks, the fastest, and the most, wins. Evidence would be a youtube vid recording the event.
#17
Listen to a Pink Floyd album while extremely baked(Something I've been planning to do for a while).
Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.
#18
Quote by Myfirstpubes
WAIT

We should have a UG competition dedicated to UGer's completing certain tasks. The one's who complete the most tasks, the fastest, and the most, wins. Evidence would be a youtube vid recording the event.


This would be really cool. Somebody make a list now. Make sure it is challenging, embarrassing, and funny, but not impossible or illegal.
#19
Quote by JacobTheMe
No, his list. We can just replace things with other things.


1. Drink 24 Redbulls in a week
2. Be on TV/in a newspaper
3. Go Streaking
4. Place (and win) a bet
5. Quote Dane Cook without someone realising
6. Have sex 7 times in a week
7. Go to a Casino and coming out on top
8. Go to a Strip Bar
9. Get 50 pairs of crazy socks (37/50)
10. Go hunting
11. Do the lottery
12. Go on every Lothian Bus in (day)
13. Eat my height in Subways (24 hours)
14. Sleep in the nude
15. Visit every city in Scotland
16. Kick down a door
17. Kiss a lesbian
18. Visit Africa
19. Go skiing/snowboarding in Scotland
20. Walk the 27 bus route
21. Meet Jade Bowerman
22. Spend an entire day naked
23. Party/Drink for 24 hours solid
24. Have sex outside
25. Pull 12 people in a year
26. Have sex in school
27. Get naked in school
28. Kiss a foreigner
29. Pass my Driving test
30. Have a Drag Race/Car Race
31. Drive Naked
32. Be in a fight
33. Import Wildlife (to UK)
34. Watch all the Star Wars solid
35. Climb the Scott Monument
36. Go Graffiti-ing
37. Swim in the North Sea
38. Ski on Snow
39. Get someones number, I haven’t spoken to face to face
40. Take photos in the nude
41. Hitch hike somewhere
42. Run away from the police
43. Eat a whole loaf of bread
44. Go camping
45. Kiss everyone at a party
46. Shotgun a beer
47. Play Roxanne
48. Play beer pong
49. Play beer hockey
50. Play strip poker
51. Pull someone I've known for less than 30 minutes
52. Drink a crate of beer in one sitting
53. Help an old lady across a road ish
54. Have sex in more than 10 positions
55. Watch a cricket game
56. Eat a kebab sober
57. Don’t shave for a month
58. Meet a celebrity/International Sports Person
59. Help AIDs orphans
60. Do a power hour
61. Learn an instrument
62. Kiss all of SMT (Females)
63. Eat a whole pack of cereal in one sitting
64. Drink a vase-full of beer in one night
65. Break the law
66. Give a street performer money
67. Hop into town
68. Steal a Starbucks Mug
69. Sleep over in a girls bed
70. Learn to unicycle
71. Have sex in car
72. Buy something from Asda every hour for 24 hours
73. Drive on the by-pass or motorway
74. Give wrong directions
75. Make up a rumour
76. Go on a pedalo
77. Go to Gorgie Farm
78. Visit Tyrone’s new house
79. Break a window
80. Steal something
81. Undo 10 bras in a day
82. Go on stage with Sidelock and play an instrument
83. See all the emergency services in a day
84. Kiss someone’s mum
85. See 10 people naked
86. Drink a carton of Sunny D in one sitting
87. Drink a 2 pint carton of milk in one sitting
88. Grind a teacher
89. Drink out of 10 ridiculous containers
90. Get someone to believe a made up fact
91. Use a fire extinguisher
92. Drink 18 different types of beer
93. Motorboat someone
94. Compete against an international athlete
95. Play golf
96. Go running in Lycra Trousers
97. Dress up as a pantomime horse
98. Eat a whole multipack of crisps in one sitting
99. Make something out of the crisp packet triangles
100. Just use my left hand for a day
#20
Quote by JacobTheMe
This would be really cool. Somebody make a list now. Make sure it is challenging, embarrassing, and funny, but not impossible or illegal.

yeah, someone should make a thread completely dedicated to this though. I won't, I cant be arsed to do so.
#21
Quote by Myfirstpubes
yeah, someone should make a thread completely dedicated to this though. I won't, I cant be arsed to do so.


I will after I make a good list.
#23
learn to play bass at a decent level of competency
do 100 consecutive pushups
hitch hike to the other side of the country
learn to draw well(im actually gonna try this)
make some money in the stock market
fight someone for real (it can be a friend but it has to be for real)
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
#24
problem for me is that I give myself new years resolutions, and goals and targets, but by 10th Jan, I've usually forgotten them, or given up on them.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#25
Quote by heavyairship
learn to play bass at a decent level of competency
do 100 consecutive pushups
hitch hike to the other side of the country
learn to draw well(im actually gonna try this)
make some money in the stock market
fight someone for real (it can be a friend but it has to be for real)


my friend suggested doing OVER 9000 pushups in one week.
#26
Quote by Tallman
1. Drink 24 Redbulls in a week
2. Be on TV/in a newspaper
3. Go Streaking
4. Place (and win) a bet
5. Quote Dane Cook without someone realising
6. Have sex 7 times in a week
7. Go to a Casino and coming out on top
8. Go to a Strip Bar
9. Get 50 pairs of crazy socks (37/50)
10. Go hunting
11. Do the lottery
12. Go on every Lothian Bus in (day)
13. Eat my height in Subways (24 hours)
14. Sleep in the nude
15. Visit every city in Scotland
16. Kick down a door
17. Kiss a lesbian
18. Visit Africa
19. Go skiing/snowboarding in Scotland
20. Walk the 27 bus route
21. Meet Jade Bowerman
22. Spend an entire day naked
23. Party/Drink for 24 hours solid
24. Have sex outside
25. Pull 12 people in a year
26. Have sex in school
27. Get naked in school
28. Kiss a foreigner
29. Pass my Driving test
30. Have a Drag Race/Car Race
31. Drive Naked
32. Be in a fight
33. Import Wildlife (to UK)
34. Watch all the Star Wars solid
35. Climb the Scott Monument
36. Go Graffiti-ing
37. Swim in the North Sea
38. Ski on Snow
39. Get someones number, I haven’t spoken to face to face
40. Take photos in the nude
41. Hitch hike somewhere
42. Run away from the police
43. Eat a whole loaf of bread
44. Go camping
45. Kiss everyone at a party
46. Shotgun a beer
47. Play Roxanne
48. Play beer pong
49. Play beer hockey
50. Play strip poker
51. Pull someone I've known for less than 30 minutes
52. Drink a crate of beer in one sitting
53. Help an old lady across a road ish
54. Have sex in more than 10 positions
55. Watch a cricket game
56. Eat a kebab sober
57. Don’t shave for a month
58. Meet a celebrity/International Sports Person
59. Help AIDs orphans
60. Do a power hour
61. Learn an instrument
62. Kiss all of SMT (Females)
63. Eat a whole pack of cereal in one sitting
64. Drink a vase-full of beer in one night
65. Break the law
66. Give a street performer money
67. Hop into town
68. Steal a Starbucks Mug
69. Sleep over in a girls bed
70. Learn to unicycle
71. Have sex in car
72. Buy something from Asda every hour for 24 hours
73. Drive on the by-pass or motorway
74. Give wrong directions
75. Make up a rumour
76. Go on a pedalo
77. Go to Gorgie Farm
78. Visit Tyrone’s new house
79. Break a window
80. Steal something
81. Undo 10 bras in a day
82. Go on stage with Sidelock and play an instrument
83. See all the emergency services in a day
84. Kiss someone’s mum
85. See 10 people naked
86. Drink a carton of Sunny D in one sitting
87. Drink a 2 pint carton of milk in one sitting
88. Grind a teacher
89. Drink out of 10 ridiculous containers
90. Get someone to believe a made up fact
91. Use a fire extinguisher
92. Drink 18 different types of beer
93. Motorboat someone
94. Compete against an international athlete
95. Play golf
96. Go running in Lycra Trousers
97. Dress up as a pantomime horse
98. Eat a whole multipack of crisps in one sitting
99. Make something out of the crisp packet triangles
100. Just use my left hand for a day

just out of curiosity, which are the 5 he has to do

oh and extreme kudos to your mate, I read the whole list and some of the challenges are like "pfft, piece of piss", but others (and a lot of them) are like "jeeze, I'm glad it's not my list!"
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#27
Quote by will123456789
just out of curiosity, which are the 5 he has to do

oh and extreme kudos to your mate, I read the whole list and some of the challenges are like "pfft, piece of piss", but others (and a lot of them) are like "jeeze, I'm glad it's not my list!"


The five he is yet to do are:

9. Get 50 pairs of crazy socks (37/50)

12. Go on every Lothian Bus in (day)

35. Climb the Scott Monument (i dont really see why he hasnt done this one yet, unless he means climb the exterior)

72. Buy something from Asda every hour for 24 hours


Aaaaaaaand he just crossed another off. so 4 to go.
#28
Quote by Tallman
The five he is yet to do are:

9. Get 50 pairs of crazy socks (37/50)

12. Go on every Lothian Bus in (day)

35. Climb the Scott Monument (i dont really see why he hasnt done this one yet, unless he means climb the exterior)

72. Buy something from Asda every hour for 24 hours


Aaaaaaaand he just crossed another off. so 4 to go.

he's got down to a lot of sex this year then.. jeeze man!

oh and the Asda one can't be that hard... can it?!

*dun dun dun*
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#30
1. aquire a new guitar

2. get engaged

3. become a Mac user

4. learn an entire metal ballad

5. ?????

6. profit.

Epiphone Hummingbird
Epiphone Futura Custom Prophecy (Twin EMG)
Vox Valvetronix VT20+
Vox Wah
Boss MD-2
Danelectro Cool Cat Drive
Boss EQ


#31
Quote by will123456789
he's got down to a lot of sex this year then.. jeeze man!

oh and the Asda one can't be that hard... can it?!

*dun dun dun*



It should be easy tbh, dunno what's kept him
#33
Quote by Punk_Ninja
I've got 30...
This list is hard


Tell me yours. I might be able to combine your with my 45.
#34
Quote by Punk_Ninja
I've got 30...
This list is hard



i know!

for those interested my list is at 32

1.Drink 24 relentless' in a week
2.Do some charity work
3.Spend a whole day with Hattie
4.Be on TV/in a news paper
5.Wear a different colour everyday for a week
6.Watch all the Star Wars films without a break
7.Watch a whole season of 24 without abreak
8.Break the law
9.Give a street performer £20
10.Invent a rumour
11.Compete against an international athlete
12.Just use my right hand for a day
13.Play golf
14.Scream in a public place and act really casual about it
15.Go straight down a Black Run
16.Steal a Starbucks Mug
17.Give wrong directions
18.Win at least 5 bets
19.Spend an entired day naked
20.Buy and use a Ton-Ton sleeping bag
21.Dont just sit there when one of my teachers is being stupid
22.Do 100 consecutive pushups
23.Get a job
24.Go a whole day without eating
25.Go 24 hours without sleep
26.Write a full song (Vocals, lead guitar, rhythm guitar, drums, bass)
27.Wear makeup for a day
28.Get a facebook group to over 1000 memebers
29.Learn how to play twinkle twinkle little star on piano
30.Find Adam Mason's earlobes
31.Buy a manbag and walk around with it in Brighton
32.Get a new guitar


some are personal but you change it to what you want
#35
Quote by Tedis1111
*List*


Yours is pretty lame. I took a couple of yours though for my list.

1. Drink 4 Redbulls within an hour.
2. Sing karaoke.
3. Go Streaking.
4. Place (and win) a bet.
5. Say nothing but Star Wars quotes for a day.
6. Upload a video of you dancing horribly to youtube.
7. Don't change your clothes for 3 days and have nobody notice.
8. Learn to ride a unicycle.
9. Get 50 pairs of crazy socks.
10. Eat my height in Subways within 24 hours.
11. Don't sleep for 3 days.
12. Strip to an 80's new wave song.
13. Climb on top of a building.
14. Kiss 7 different people within 7 days.
15. Beat a cat at a staring contest.
16. Spend an entire day naked.
17. Watch the entire Lord Of The Rings Trilogy within one sitting.
18. "Rick roll" a public event.
19. Dress in drag for the day.
20. Prank call a store.
21. Eat a whole loaf of bread.
22. Draw a swastika on a sleeping friend's forehead.
23. Kiss somebody you've met within the past 30 minutes.
24. Dress up as an animal and walk a lap around the mall.
25. Don’t shave for a month.
26. Meet a celebrity.
27. Wear your underwear outside of your pants for a day.
28. Play cowbell for a band during a performance.
29. Learn the first 25 digits of Pi.
30. Eat a whole box of cereal in one sitting.
31. Go street performing.
32. Duct tape a block of wood to your dominate hand for a day.
33. Watch an entire game of golf on television.
34. Crawl into the fetus position in a crowded area and scream for 2 minutes.
35. Walk down the street playing your countries national anthem on a kazoo.
36. Convince somebody that you are blind.
37. Recite a poem about Johnny Depp in front of public.
38. Eat an entire jar of peanut butter.
39. Serenade a friend's mother.
40. Convince somebody that you are a celebrity.
41. Learn to be ambidextrous.
42. Appear on television/newspaper/magazine.
43. Read the first Twilight book within 24 hours.
44. Run through fire.
45. Swim in a public fountain/pond.
46. Create a facebook group with over 1,000 members.
47. Do 100 consecutive push-ups.
48. Be mute for 24 hours.
#37
Quote by Spitz13
Go to a RHCP gig....


GLEN JENSEN. That is all.....


Proud owner of an Ibanez Wh10V2
#38
Quote by JacobTheMe
*List*

Yours is pretty lame. I took a couple of yours though for my list.

1. Have sex
2. Have a threesome
3. Go streaking
4. Do a power hour
5. Perform a solo recital
6. Meet a hero
7. Break a window
8. Be in the paper/on TV
9. Win a bet
10. Kiss a lesbian
11. Spend an entire day naked
12. Egg a house
13. Kiss everybody at a party
14. Get somebody to believe a made-up fact
15. Destroy something fun
16. Convince somebody that I’m foreign.
17. Do some charity work
18. Do 100 pushups
19. Drive to Winnipeg
20. Teach somebody to play Smoke On The Water on an instrument that ISN’T guitar or bass.
21. Kiss 5 people in 10 days, OR kiss 10 people in 10 weeks.
22. Kiss somebody I’ve met within the past 30 minutes.
23. Be mute for 24 hours
#39
Ill give you one of the ones on my list.

"have sex whilst dressed as a disney character."
#40
Okay, I wrote up my list again

1. Form a band
2. Record an EP
3. Get healthier
4. Learn to drive
5. Go on a roadtrip
6. Go to more local gigs
7. See at least 5 famous bands
8. Wear 10 different styles of facial hair
9. Win something (lottery, regular gambling, etc)
10. Have a Rocky Marathon
11. Learn Slide guitar
12. Become comptetant Fusion guitarist
13. Buy better amp
14. Finish all project guitars
15. Get an endorsement
16. Get a job
17. Give to charity
18. Be more sustainable
19. Go a weekend without food
20. Learn another language
21. Learn a brass instrument
22. Buy an acoustic
23. Run out of a meal without paying
24. Change hair colour temporarily
25. Go 48 hours with no sleep
26. Attend themed event in costume
27. Go near a panda
28. Record "Master of Puppets" using a puppet
29. Eat 18 McDonalds burgers on 18th birthday
30. Brew own beer
31. Start a band mashup project (think Beatallica)
32. Learn a whole Guthrie Govan song
33. Meet a famous person
34. Make guitar idea real
35. Metal Gear Solid Marathon (with no kills)
36. Do a sponsered [something]
37. For a week wear 7 different outfits each consisting of only one colour.
38. Buy one piece pyjamas and wear 'em all day
39. Beat a cat at a staring contest (stole that one :P)
40. Put Nutella on every piece of food eaten for a day

That's all I have so far, a lot of it is lame, but they're to sort out personal goals.
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