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#1
I just read online that a man in a wheelchair has taken five people as hostages in a postoffice in Virginia.
He's armed and the police is trying to negotiate with him.

SO, PIT MONKEYS.
What would you do if an armed man in a wheelchair took you hostage ??
#2
Jump up and down and ask if he's jealous.
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#3
Roll him down a hill/tip him over.
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#4
Break his le-

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#6
run up stairs
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#7
Irrelevant. How would a man in a wheelchair take hostages?
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#9
1. Get in his back he can't turn as fast as me
2. Tip him over
3. Steal his wheelchair
4. ?????
5. Profit
#10
Id stay close DIRECTLY behind his wheel chair. Wheel chairs have four wheels..it cant make a swift swivel around to see me. That, or Id sneak under it and cling onto the bottom.

Its full proof, granted id look like an idiot.
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#14
run behind him and see how fast he can turn. proceed to push into mail drop[
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#16
I'd make a joke about him being armed but not legged.
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#19
anyone else see the irony in an armed man in a wheel chair?
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#22
duct tape his arms to his chair or flip the chair over with him i it and hit him with the cair
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#23
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he must be wheelie serious
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#25
Deactivate him from his power source.

Damn robots.

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Deactivate him from his power source.

Damn robots.



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#28
Unless he had a reaaalllyyy big gun. I'd probably just take it from him. If you sneak up behind him there's not really much he can do. Unless he's spent months training how to rotate on a wheelchair.
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#29
fap

then give him a standing ovation
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#30
shoot him with the gun in my coat pocket thus ending the ordeal.
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#32
Maybe he's trying to get his leg over the cashier he likes.

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#33
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shoot him with the gun in my coat pocket thus ending the ordeal.

Even with a permit, you arnt allowed to carry a gun into a postoffice


Its a government building and all that. You may end the ordeal, but you might be in some shit afterwards.
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#34
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Even with a permit, you arnt allowed to carry a gun into a postoffice

Its a government building and all that. You may end the ordeal, but you might be in some shit afterwards.


too bad i'm ...

CHARLES FUCKING BRONSON


i don't even have a permit. or a gun that would necessitate said permit. although in KY we still have open carry.
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#35
I'd kick him in the wheels.
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#36
I'd get my birthday suit on and make his nuts tighten.

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#37
I'd kick him in the face repeatedly, then boast to the newsteams about how I saved the day.
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